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If pulling for the Buckeyes is gay, then color me fuschia. Go Bucks!

I was feeling real confident about this game because I felt like Barkley would probably be confused and distracted by playing in front of the home crowd in the Shoe. But after seeing this picture I've got to admit that I'm a bit worried. Barkely looks very attentive. He looks poised...

Thanks! Tron is one of my favorite movies! Right up there with The Passion of the Christ, The Crying Game, and Brokeback Mountain.

I've actually found a sure-fire way to have sex yet avoid the worry of unwanted pregnancies. PM me for details.

Huh? Were we watching the same commentator? Jesse Palmer is everything a sports fan could want: charming, muscular, handsome, suave, confident, assertive, and his teeth are pearly white. Just look at how talented he is: No offense, Daddy, but I don't think you know [censored] about...

Wait a minute. Is that you? Bottom left-hand corner?

Urban Dictionary: Beard

Hey Chris--wanna hang out, do some meth, watch me some? Seriously, I'd love to some on your face.

This stuff works great: I used to get terrible razor burn and these really awful ingrown hairs. I had to switch from briefs to boxers. It even got to the point that it hurt to sit down or go for a run, but this stuff really seems to have done the trick. I've gotten a lot of compliments...

114. When you and your buddy masturbate in front of one another--like totally hetero, God-fearing dudes often do--don't subsequently go to the press with the messy details. Whackin' with your bros is a fun, natural thing dudes do with one another, but it's also something that is supposed to...

I can confirm this. You're in for a real treat.

Wait, are you tellin' me that Becks is a MAN? Honest--didn't realize! I only like women, after all.

Oh. Need any life insurance?

This guy brews a great batch of meth and always watches attentively until I blow my wad. Cause he's a fag!

Has anyone ever introduced you to the Lord Jesus Christ?

Hey Pimpinnati--send me a body shot. I may love you too. Make sure to include your whole body.

Ahh, the 80s. That was the Golden Age, as we like to call it. So much talent. I learned a lot during the 80s. Check out this link: TV Evangelist Scandals I really love art, and the 80s were a great time for art. My favorite photographer, Robert Mapplethorpe, created a lot of his greatest...

Yea, Oregon, that was really gay.

I've been real impressed by this Tebow guy for quite some time now. First and foremost, of course, he loves God, just like me. But his play is also phenomenal. I'm no football expert, but I know a few things about the male form, and I think his abilities can largely be attributed to a really...

Sorry--I got no use for boobs. The meth offer sounds pretty good though, and I do need some money right now to . . . carry out the Lord's work. . . .