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Steroids.

Did you have great success?

Last Friday after looking at the Drew Barrymore thread.

I prefer wives that put out on first dates.

Who gives a shit? :D

I was just as smart as the person next to me.

She was HOT in E.T., but she has really gone down hill. :D

I could definitely pass this test as long as the person beside me knew all the answers.

I dont know, but I'd hit it.

I dont see the point. I could find better ways to spend tax payers money.

I know it wasnt me.

VICTORY!

I just ate lunch at Olive Garden and I was fucking with some idiot who walked in and plugged in his cell phone charger while he was eating. He walked right in and asked some people sitting along the wall to allow him to use that outlet. What a fucking idiot. Then naturally he had towork on his...

Something did, b/c it was reduced to a Wreckless Op.

I have 2 movies that are 3 years over due. A few months ago I went in and told them I went into the Army and was being shipped over seas in 2 weeks. I give her the "I'm in the military, please give me someting for free routine" it worked. She waived all fees and let me keep the movies...

Dont do today, what you can put off until tomorrow.

LOL. I actually said "How in the hell do you believe in God, but not dinosaurs?" That didnt go over well and yes, she was hot. and dirty. :D

Trisha He actually prefers to be called a nappy-headed ho (just not to his face)

Priest are basically a one-stop shop for sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. I am in the wrong business.

I know I've stated this before, but this is just another reminder of a girl I dated..........SHE DIDNT BELIEVE IN DINOSAURS!