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WOW, was that great! Those dudes have some heart, I mean some serious heart. Ken Shamrock will you please retire or go back to the wwe.

Al Gore invented Bearded Clams

Al gore invented orrorin tugenensis

Never actually seen them but I've heard them. It had to be the worst sound ever to come into my ears. You know that watering feeling you get in the back of your mouth before you hurl, I got it then and think I'm getting it now.

Al Gore invented ear wax

Mine came from a series of games for x box that was based on books by Tom Clancy.

I tried to follow the diet portion of this program and I could only do it for 5 weeks. Mentally its a bitch. I have always worked out since I was 16 and I'm 29 now but never really watched to closely what I ate. Anyways, I dropped about 10-15 pounds in those five weeks. The day after the free...

I agree matz I like the ultimate fighter better but a pretty good first show for the contender. Hey any of you guys know which one of the boxers committed suicide? Najai Turpin is the one

BSH after you get your hole repaired and ready to paint, make sure you paint the whole wall and not just the area that you repaired. Run your roller over the area that you repaired once or twice and then the whole wall once. A good thing to do is to look at your area (after you have sanded and...

I'm with you exhawg, I would have at least tried to do something, that shit pisses me off so much. Hell, we should go to Akron and find the pussies who were watching and skull fuck them and see if they like it.

XBL: buckeye o I have ncaa football 2005 but I am so bad its not even funny. I play mostly Ghost Recon 2 and Splinter Cell.

The dept I'm trying to get into has required polygraphs since 84. I think it varies among municipalities of their requirements. All the cops I know had to take it.

I'm trying to become a firefighter, I can only imagine what it must be like for the FBI and the CIA, pure hell comes to mind.

Hey thats a pretty funny story. This past Tuesday I was up in Akron for my polygraph examination. For those of you who have never been through one, its an awful experience. Not so much the test (which I passed) but the confessions that you have to give. Just think of all the bad things you have...

Yes, that's exactly what I meant. I'm surprised I don't have a shitload of red ruby's for that one.

Good work, hell you should make another and sell it on e-bay. I'm not very good at carpentering, but its interesting to me. Gonna try and make a couple cornholes this spring.

Ahh.... the black and tans... fuck you! to the slunt neighbor of mine. How's this for getting back at the biggest biaaatch to ever walk the planet. I'm moving out the 29th that leaves me with two nights where I can pull a jackass (al la air horn golf) at 2-3 am. This cunt has been so fuckin loud...

Ashlee honey I was in my living room and could hear you loud and clear and that was kinda hard as well.

That music is perfect! Man I've done some real dumb shit before but never let a buddy of mine nail me with a board to the face.

Mom and Dad are having sex when little johnny walks in. Stunned by what dad was doing to mom, johnny asks, "dad what are you doing to mommy?" Dad replies, "johnny I'm putting a little brother for you in mommy!" Johnny gets all excited at the thought of having a little brother. The next...