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An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day...

One problem with rotating LBs to get "run stoppers" or "cover guys" in there is the audibles that the offense will start making. Subs will be based on personel sent in by the offense. If they sub in FB and TE then we go to our "run package" and they audible to a TE pass down the seam or...

It kept telling me the host is trying to reconnect. Not sure what that means but my status always remainded as dissconnected. Each time I tried to hit the connect button it said the host was trying to reconnected.

*applauds Mili and Nutty* Could not have said it better myself!

I really think the coaches did Troy Smith a disservice when they said no hitting the QBs. He really looked out of his game and they would blow the wistle just as he was starting to make something out of nothing. I would not take too much from this game as far as how moves where on the depth...

Well, the game is in a few days and I ordered my tickets on Hangonsloopy.com. I have a question for anyone who has done this. It says that my tickets will be oaded directly onto my credit card. Does that mean I pick them up at the will call counter with that credit card? I know before I was able...

How bout. . "You gotta give me that, I am a scary judge of character"

Julius (Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction

How bout an easy one. . . "Losers always whine about trying their best, winners go home and f*ck the prom queen."

wow, I am 26 and nearly that entire list applies to me. I knew I should have been conceived earlier. It is very true though, how in the world did anyone that lived before the saftey cap, sterilized world we live in today even survive.

OK, I have stayed out of this up to this point but I have to throw this out there. Everyone is crying for proof that theory of evolution is the origin of life as we know it now. The problem I have with this is that there is NO proof that God exists. Yet that is perfectly fine by the religious...

I always thought it would be nice to come up with some type of electric shock for people who don't use turn signal. Maybe if you turn the wheel past a certain point that it signifies a turn, you get zapped unless the turn signal is on. To go along with that, they should make the lane dividers...

Whether Mili and Tibor really hate each other or they are just giving each other a hard time, they both understand that it is OK to differ in opinion. I find it more than amusing watching thin skinned people get all up in arms over stuff that really doesn't matter. As you can see by Tibs reply...

must be the time of the year. My Jeep Grand Cherokee exploded last week. I was in the same boat as you in not being ready to have to buy a new vehical. I was really hoping the Jeep would last another year. Oh well, I hope your experience turns out as well as mine did. I got a 2001 Chevrolet...

Sorry for your loss, my deepest condolences to you and yours. Hang in there and always keep the memories of the great times in the front of your mind. You and your family will be in my thoughts.

"You don't think she would Yada Yada sex do you?" - George on Sienfeld "I've Yada'd sex before." - Elaine on Sienfeld

While I did like to see "Bonk" look a little silly, I will be far more satisfied watching Morris get abused and look real slow while our D line abuses there backfield. With all the mud flinging that this kid did after he could not get his way, he deserves everything he gets for our men!

Lets not forget that we have 2 of them that are the size to play that position that Will Smith played last year in D'Andrea and Carpenter. I can see either of them going down to the end spot on the line in certain formations and bringing in another of the many LBs we have to use. That and all...

name on here - The Crack Killer real name - Cum Bucket

If it wasn't for those darn kids and that meddling dog I would have gotten away with it!