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Our best hopes for Teddy winning the Heisman next year are: that he not get pigeon-holed in the media as strictly a punt returner, that he develops into a Jerry Rice style receiver; and that Peterson gets dinged and misses a few big games. I think Peterson is the odds-on favorite to win it...

The University of Spoiled Children strikes again!

I hate to think this out loud, but I would guess that Ty Willingham going to Washington will make that program look awfully attractive to Snoop. I think Ty tips the scales in favor of Snoop playing for his home state University.

He would be a great hire for you, Chief. He will be in on every bluechipper in the East, where ND is always strong, and can help Weis orchestrate the massive two-month blitz you'll need to bring in a good class this year. The fact that your head coach has such a great NFL reputation should...

This may be why Notre Dumb doesn't want to join the Big 10. They couldn't stand the embarrassment of losing their phony reputation as the catholic Harvard of Indiana.

Boone should have won Mr. Football in Ohio this year. There's no way a small-school running back should beat out this kid for that honor -- especially in a state that prides itself on outstanding O-line play. In twenty years Alex will be in the Pro Football Hall of Fame and folks will be...

Ha-a-a-a-ng on Snoopy, Snoopy hang on! They're practically playin' your song in the Horseshoe. Be a Buck!

I think adult ADD is really over-diagnosed do you think we still have a shot at Snoop Stewart where's Oklahoma State exactly anyway Teddy Ginn Whoa Nellie...

Notre Dame is the only school with the media draw necessary to justify adding a twelfth team. But they don't want to do it and I'm not sure we want them to. Pros: additional national TV audience for the conference. Whether they deserve it or not, ND has a lot of followers around the country...

I know that the chicklets have modified my behavior in a positive way. Sometimes, when I'd get carried away with a criticism-turned-screed/flame, I'd get a red one and that would bring me back down to earth. Now I pride myself on only earning the little spearmint ones. Perhaps diluting...

SEC closed out of National Championship game Walk a mile in Auburn's moccasins today. They have gone undefeated, won the SEC Championship and defeated more top ten teams than anybody this year, yet are closed out of the NCAA National Championship game. Whoah Nellie! Can you imagine how ripped...

Hobby: Surfing We just need to convince him that the surfing's really great on Lake Erie ...and it's only 2 hours from campus.

First off, Chief, nobody said ND would take any kid in America. No major college can. Not tOSU, not scUM, not USCum, not even scUM South, 'though they come pretty close (you have to be in jail for them to think twice about giving you a free ride). I just reported that among major...

Let the assistants coach the teams next week. Put JT and Matta on Greg Paulus full-time! His high school games are over; Notre Dame is a disaster area; Thad Matta is now coaching basketball at tOSU; which happens also to be a national football power; where Paulus could be a two-sport star and...

The requirements that make them different don't exist. There are none. There never have been. They are the product of the ND mafia's PR machine and have been bought hook line and sinker by uncritical reporters, self-congratulating alumni and other Irish hangers-on for years. The guy that...

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/03/sports/ncaafootball/03irish.html Another coup for the crack sports department at the New York Times. A teary eyed prologue to the Urban Myers Era at Notre Dame. If you want to know what's not happening in the wide world of sports, read the New York Times.

Please cut the crap about the poor ND coaches not being allowed to recruit top kids because "their academic standards are so high". What a joke! The average SAT score of ND recruits last year was lower than Oklahoma's. This myth is a PR fabrication brought to you by the ND mafia. It's...

The campus must be on the South Bend of Da Nile.

How about Norm Chow?

What's Plan B, Chief?