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I am the humbled head coach and a humbled Michigan Man. Who needs an opinion, those are the facts. Humbly yours. -Dick

humbling.

It was so humbling to be up there talking, I was in the wrong place at the wrong time, you need to take a look at the bigger picture, the bigger picture being if I can't make this work next year who the hell is going to hire me? So sad that Texas Tech didn't offer me a huge deal, I would...

This contract ain't what it seems, they want me to pay em in coon-skin hats and buckshot, do you know how hard it is to find racoons in ann arbor? I hope these mullet-skin hats we've been making out of the cheerleaders will fool em.

Great post, I agree.

Everyone knows I am holding out for the Texas Tech job, I hear the got a closet that Barwis can keep his pets in.

People discussing actually having hair in my thread? I knew these plugs were money!

I don't see what all this talk about a defense is, dont ya all understand? It's offense, if I don't win all the time whoever the defensive coach gets fired, someone has to take responsiblity for the losses, and we all know it can't be me!

He wanted to recruit players for defense, I told him that playing defense was how I punished players who couldn't perform in my godlike offense. So, there was some differences. I hope he fails wherever he goes.

Pay no attention to the teams record, look at the economy, and theres a new president elect, and global warming, think about polution, and the fact that there may not be enough oil to go around... anything but our record! Man, these people need to get a life.

:lift: Have you heard how awesome I am? 2 weeks boys!

I can't wait til y'all get Morgan Trent there next year, he'll change this defense for sure.

Morgan Trent = First round pick by the Cleveland Browns.

Actually, I have a great new defensive scheme planned, I am going to break trents leg and put someone else out there. Yep, I figure that'll be my best chance.

Looks like it's time for me to show what this team is capable of on Nationwide television. Look out America, this will be a game you won't forget anytime soon!

You gus don't understand my philosophy. Ok, so I win 2-3 games this year, now next years expectations are really low. Low expecations are good, if I win 5 games next year, everyone will see improvement, then 6 the year after that... look at all the fans now who are seeing how awesome I am and...

Not going to happen, I am cool as a cucumber!

It's not my fault, If I had known that we had scheduled powerhouses like Utah and Toledo I never would have taken this job, plus I got left with no players, none, I think we all know who's responsible for the problems I am having. :sad2:

Is it the "I'm a man, I'm 40" guy? Because I am a better coach than him, and vastly superior in every way to any other coach, so I don't see how I could remind you of anyone.

Went ahead and fixed that for ya.