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I could see the investigative firm recording UM practice to prove that the team was practicing playcalls/player responsibilities changing based on the opposing teams play signal. There may also have been a need to document the fact that Jay Harbaugh once ate 5 jars of finger paint at U of M.

Their QB is not heisman quality, and their defense doesn't know how to diagnose plays. I don't watch them but I have trouble believing they are playoff tier.

Just because Jay Harbaugh ate 5 bottles of finger paint at U of M doesn't mean he's a chronic public masturbator. And just because Jay Harbaugh is a chronic public masturbator doesn't mean he ate 5 bottles of finger paint at U of M.

Man, the judge in the RICO Act case is going to place Coach Day under citizen's arrest before kickoff tomorrow at this rate! Day doesn't stand a chance!!

We stand by and do nothing?!?

This time travelling sonofabitch can finally be stopped from changing the course of human history but we are subject to the whim of an athletic conference's interim president to save us?

Finkel is Harbaugh. Harbaugh is Einhorn.

I think they know that short of being allowed to continue their cheating and/or increasing player payroll tens of millions per year they would get their shit pushed in constantly in the SEC. And they know that. But it would be refreshing to watch.

I have watched little of Michigan games. But scrolling through a couple games looking for WyldStyle leaves me thinking their QB is hot garbage. The fairest way I see to let them play out the regular season would be to bring in an outside audit firm and have michigan teacg them how the stolen...

Maybe they have to gain comfort early in games that WyldStyle is locked into that days signal package?

And this is the first quarter. The DC's best guess is "Pass???" And WyldStyle is already trading a full fucking play call of his shit - something maybe like "strong side off tackle sweep RPO." I slowed it and zoomed - how do I upload a short video?

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSl8AkB-M0u3WKW0r34Kl_ly8wfwmmhBP?feature=shared I think they are both looking at the signaler and the DC guesses "Pass?" And then Stallyns tells him "... it's gonna be an RPO." Then Maryland runs an RPO.

Illinois plays CMU next year and Michigan later in the season. Would it hurt CMU for the Illini to schedule another team or would the buyout make it not terribly costly? Could Illinois avoid any buyout fee by citing unfair collusion with a common opponent?

My fantasy punishment would be canceling their year now plus a bowl ban next year. And give an additional year of eligibility to anyone who portals out.

Someone logged into the practice footage cloud drive using the credentials of the director of recruiting if I recall correctly - it is 99% likely just a case of him being shoulder surfed while out recruiting.

These days thieves actually do walk up in broad daylight and brazenly (Brazzerly) grab whatever they want, punch you in the face, and walk away with no fear of repercussions.

Just like the Patriots cheating led to to free agents flocking to New England, Michigan has much improved their recruiting due to their cheating success. Right? But at least now you'd hope current recruits can smell the bullshit.

Okay, I think we can settle this now.

Oh, and the general public is going to buy that you just go and shave a fat goatee you've grown all summer??? That's clearly Darko Connor.. edit: I misremembered Bender's evil twin brother Flexo"s name. Mr. Goatee is clearly Connor's evil twin Trixter Stallions.