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It didn’t come from Sir Yacht, so zero credibility.

I'm not sure we want those two fan bases cross-pollinating. Lord only knows what freaky shit they might come up with.

That "Chicago B1G source" was just ORD trolling Texas fans.

There are some impressive endowments in the ACC as well. UVA has 13.6 billion and UNC has 5.2 billion. Duke has 12.7 billion and ND has 16.7 billion, but screw those guys. Maybe the B1G could charge them a couple billion as a “douche bag” fee to get in.

If Michigan knew how to cheat at cheating, then that’s what they would do.

AAU members in the AAC are Virginia, UNC, Pitt, Ga. Tech, Miami, Duke, and Notre Dame. Based on what board members more knowledgeable than I have said, Virginia and UNC would be high on the list of potential invitees to the B1G.

I think it may boil down to how many rounds the networks want to televise. Seems like it would be hard to have more than four or five rounds between the end of the college football season and the start of the NFL, so that would be 16 or 32 teams with no byes. The NFL has 14 playoff teams, so...

If the objective was to achieve a balance between the odds the best team gets left out verses the best team gets upset, I’m thinking four is close to the optimum number of playoff teams. Unfortunately for us, the objective appears to be maximizing television revenue. I don’t know what that...

Well, there’s your problem right there. Ono’s gonna die in office. Probably from some auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish gone wrong.

In my opinion, hiring Tom Mars is an indicator the plaintiff might not have a strong case. I’m not saying he is the lawyer of last resort or anything, but he does seem to be open to taking on, um, unsympathetic clients.

Unfortunately, I think we all know the answers to those disturbing questions.

My guess is the combination of a small stadium and high local interest in Dion Sanders.

Not to mention Penn State was in much tougher conference than Texas.

Why aren’t you drunk at 11:30 on a Friday? Are you feeling okay?

I think Brian Kelly's video is still the most embarrassing. Or at least it would be if Brian Kelly was capable of feeling shame.

Every time you nuke this monster, it just seems to get more mutated and evil.

No kidding. That’s more than they get during the regular season.

Every time someone moves from Ohio to Florida, the average IQ goes up in both states.

They probably think that if they had been in the Big East, the Big East would have become the premier league instead of being ripped apart by the Big 10 and ACC.

Florida has more people from New York and Ohio than New York and Ohio anyway.