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You could argue any year during the Saban era that Alabama has a better chance at winning any single game than any team in the country. How many losses would they need to end a season with for that to no longer matter?

I would say that Georgia would probably have a better shot at winning two playoff games than Notre Dame, Oklahoma, and Ohio State. I also don't give a shit and wouldn't put them in because they didn't win their conference. Frosted Tips is right in that there will be an argument for them, and...

Arm punt + PI time.

I'd say that's dependent on whether or not Dwayne opts to sit out.

Refs just don't appreciate how scrappy that formation is.

Wow.

You just think that because he hasn't told you about his houndstooth klan hoods. They're all degenerates.

I just don't see it. People talk about not wanting to see the matchup again, but Purdue not getting out of the West fucked OSU. Get them back at a neutral site and none of these other games matter.

Oklahoma just avenged their only loss. They're in. Ohio State's only hope is Pittsburgh.

It doesn't matter what the score ends up being, the only non-zero chance that Georgia has of getting in if they lose is if Clemson and Ohio State also lose.

He's had a front row seat to the Saban dynasty and a generally successful SEC. I get the bias, it's the shameless fangirlism from a near 70 year old man that gets people.

God wills it.

Georgia's pass rush hasn't been that great, Gary. The best QB of all time's just sitting back there trying to get passes off in between chapters of his War and Peace audiobook.

1-2 more scores here and I'm getting shitfaced and losing friends.

Jake Fromm's been an ace in my book since I found out he decommitted from Bama, but I feel like he's about to be the subject of the most annoying "football guy" pre-draft scouting reports of all time.

Nick Saban didn't become the GOAT by thinking like a bitch.

Within ten years Dr. Pepper will be sponsoring a halftime sword fight between a bunch of a poor cancer kids. Survivor gets a giant platinum Blue Cross card.

At least with Waffle House everyone knows the food sucks, but it's loved anyway because it's a southern institution. Maybe their #blessed employees can sense my atheism through the drive through screen, but I've never had Chick-fil-A chicken that wasn't dry and mediocre.

Equipment managers are compromised upon hire and CBS knows by now to cover up any footage of collapsed cheerleaders.