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If you're looking for that little Lewinsky skank, she's trying to look all respectable and shit now. I can't help you because I'm a little busy with @Teddy Roosevelt over in the other thread. That man certainly knows how to ride a horse if you know what I mean!

Well hey there Teddy! It's been a while. Wanna climb MY hills again?

Well Cal, a bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do.

Ol' deadbeat "Father of the Country" hasn't sent a child support check in months. Guess I'm gonna have to get medieval on his ass. I told him these buns don't come cheap.

Best buns in the business

Hoover? HA! Now old Andy Jackson, there was a REAL man!

Excuse me? Not in your wildest dreams Cal.

Just you never mind Chet. Last time you got high you tried using one of my hoop skirts for a hula hoop!

It takes a hell of a lot more that THAT to impress me Cal. By the way, how's that little nervous tick doin"?

Yeah, well don't forget to send the support check this month Mr."Father of Our Country"!

Listen you little tart........My wild days in college have served me well. The royalties I receive from the company for the use of my name, and the "donations" from my various suitors (Chet included) have left me in a posistion of extreme wealth. What you got Bitch? A man sauce covered dress and...

I'm surprised you have any ass left the way you dish it out skank!