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Sherlock Holmes Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I...

True story. I went to a new MacDonalds a while back for a bag of simple cheeseburgers. I think we were painting a room in the house and wanted a quick lunch so we could get back to the project. I brought the bag home and began eating the burger when I noticed the onions on the bun were moving...

Difference-maker - Sports I read this in the Lantern about Jim Tressel and Bob Mansfield. Bob is an acedemic assistant for coach and motivates the athletes with his story. There's a statement by Jim Tressel that speaks volumes about why he is so respected. He can motivate the team in ways...

YouTube - Farting Squirrel commercial A Fresh Air Explosion This little guy does and saves his world...:D

Just in time for football season? Football finally makes sense! A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied," especially the...

"What color is a burp? Burple!"

I'd say he was trying to remember that 6 was for a TD. You know, Mario, that thing that happens when you catch the ball, run, and score after you cross the white line in the end zone. Except in the Game. :)

Rodney Dangerfield on Ugly I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. I'm so ugly - my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet. The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor...

The Marriage Fairy A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife said, "We've been so poor all...

Cam Heyward - he's got a motor!