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    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Does Kerry Collins not count? (I didn't click the video because it sounds dumb. Maybe the "QB Lab" started since 1995.)
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    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Here's the worst spot: Harvard Road just west of I-271 in Beechwood. The Google car is pretty obviously in the right-turn only lane. It moved over into a straight lane. But notice how clear it is that the right lane is right-turn only. Here's the actual intersection: Dickturds stay in that...
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    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    That is pretty sick. Isn't there some charge for poisoning people? Shouldn't that count as poisoning people? New entry for consideration: There's a couple of spots near me where the right-most lane is a right-turn-only lane. In one spot, there's a lane straight across from that spot, so it...
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    USC Trojans (official thread)

    Just my IMO's: 1. Retiring jersey numbers is dumb and lame and dumb. And it's pretty lame. You can post the jersey numbers up in the stadium like Ohio State has, and then still let people use those numbers. 2. That being said, I understand that it is a tremendous honor to have your number...
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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    You make a good point. But remember that anyone who has any affiliation with that block-M doesn't make stinky shit. What you and I would think is "negative attention" is just jealous lies to them. I bet they settle out of court, too, but they seriously believe that they've never done anything...
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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Truth about what? Truth about the cheating, that the cheaters already got "punished" for? Isn't this the whole "Double Jeopardy" thing? Where the cheaters can't get punished twice for the same crime?
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    2026 Spring Practices, Spring Game, and other Tidbits

    Again, I hope you're right. And I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm just not convinced you're right. I feel that they'll be good - maybe even VERY good. But I'll buy you a beer if they're "filthy" again. Look... when the town drunk asks for a quarter and you give him two dimes and he thanks you...
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    2026 Spring Practices, Spring Game, and other Tidbits

    I'm not from Missouri. But show me. You've got a great defense. Take out probably three first-rounders. And you're telling me they're still going to be a great defense? I really hope you're right.
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    Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

    Ha. "You may have beat us by 31, but we stopped you on fourth down at our 10 yard line with 1:36 remaining in the game."
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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ That's just 100 dollars. Do that 100 times. Then do THAT 100 times. Then do THAT 100 times. Then do THAT 10 times. That's a billion. If I IIRC, that's what TV networks are paying the Big Ten...
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    Cryin’ Sherrone "L" Moore (Coach Crash Out)

    Hm.. I noticed you didn't list "no cheating" in there.
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    Akron Zips (Official Thread)

    In other news, I was named eligible to receive the Nobel Prize.
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    Lou Holtz (Longtime CFB HC, R.I.P.)

    I won't pretend I didn't make fun of the goofy things he said, or the way he mumbled when he said them. But the truth is that he said a lot of things way smarter than most of the other football talking heads. And I always forgave his love for Notre Dame. It showed he was human. Misguided, maybe...
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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Anyone can come in here and say those 2 words. If you want my vote to be my representative to the BP congress, you need to explain the next step.
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    Cincinnati Bearcats (Juggalos official thread of Faygo)

    You both know the real reason he got fired: he had uncovered the secret that Joe Paterno was covering for a child molester. When he approached JoePa, saying that he would leak the entire thing through his puppet, Mike McQueary, JoePa karate-chopped Tressell's wife and threatened to parade her...
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