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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Yeah - my company has a lot of "zero tolerance" policies. One lady in our safety department had a beef with one of the guys in the warehouse. She whined until the head of the safety department decided that most of the warehouse was a hard hat zone. Zero tolerance policy. Except when they'd catch...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    If *ichigan had made the playoffs, who here thinks they would have done any of this? That woman would have been <persuaded> to stay quiet, at least until they were eliminated. That zero tolerance policy is only as ironclad as a company's will to follow the policy.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    We're obsessed with the cheaters the same way the world was obsessed with San Francisco in 1989 after the earthquake during the world series. We're obsessed with the cheaters the same way the world was obsessed with New England during deflategate, or spygate. We're obsessed with the cheaters the...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Are you saying that they tried to go the Penn State route? "Sandusky, we know you're doing stuff you shouldn't do. But it's going to paint our school and team in a bad light. So, rather than fire you and go public with the reason, how about you just cut it out? Or, at the very least, hide it...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    No, I haven't paid attention to him. I don't pay attention to any fans of that team. Not as a rule... I just don't give a damn.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    So... say Corum was unaware. 1. He's NOT ineligible, then? 2. Stalions committed a felony, in that case? Is Stalions willing to go to prison for 2023?
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Don't spend one more minute on this. I'm sure *ichigan is going to investigate this on their own and the truth will come out. And then no one will say another word against our "brothers" up north.
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    Vanderbilt Commodores (official thread)

    To be fair, our RS Freshman is more mature than I am, and I'm 49. But I think I'm more mature than this nerd at Vandy.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    That was one of the stories this was designed to kill.
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    Ohio Bobcats (official thread)

    My money is on that *ichigan had a fuckup, so Ohio U. got punished.
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Let's say *ichigan scheduled Ann Arbor High School, instead of Oklahoma, and ended with a 10-2 record, and got into the playoff. How much of this is in the news, in that case? I'll go first: None of it. None of it happens. Moore doesn't get fired. No arrest. Nothing...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    1. They don't really have worse scandals than other teams. 2. They're just worse at hiding them and their PR department is better worse at smoothing them over. They really believe that Ohio State was paying players and disguising the payments as tattoos. They really believe that Connor Stalions...
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    2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Bryce, if you're listening, transfer to Western *ichigan. Beat the cheaters in 2026. Then, transfer to Eastern *ichigan, and beat the cheaters in 2027.
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    Indiana Hoosiers (your shinebox, go f'n get it)

    I do. If Oregon wins their first game, I expect Indiana to beat them, again. I also expected a 20-point win by the Buckeyes last weekend... so... take that prediction and put it wherever you want.
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    Stupid two point conversions (SimpLLLLLe Jim loves 'em, and so does James Franklin)

    I guess it isn't going to kill them. They kicked a FG to win 29-28.
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