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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    We should probably expand to 48 teams 96 teams, just in case.
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    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    The only thing that would make it more Penn State is if you argued over whether the Sheetz nuggets were a better deal than the Wawa nuggets.
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    Game Thread tOSU at USC, Sat. Oct. 31st, 7:30 pm ET, NBC

    If it isn’t 98-0 then fire everybody.
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    Play Game Weekly Upset Contest for 2026

    Northwestern
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    Concussions, CTE, and other traumatic brain injuries in football

    1. I think equipment is getting better/safer. That should help. Fingers crossed. 2. I think the rules changes regarding targeting and defenseless players are a good thing. Along with neck injuries, I'm hopeful that we can see data supporting a decline in head injuries. 3. Same with the new...
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    ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

    For government office? Or for something important like the AP polls?
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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Not that I ever watched a game, but from what I hear, Chris Collinsworth's kid was the Notre Dame dude, and they booed him straight to hell because he was too fair. They wanted a guy who bled whatever colors Notre Dame is wearing that week.
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    Game Thread tOSU at USC, Sat. Oct. 31st, 7:30 pm ET, NBC

    Meh. I think you need to give them both a try, if there's any doubt about which is which. If you know Dude #1 is gooder than Dude #2, you use Dude #1. Easy. But if it's 2001 and your starting quarterback is suspended for a DUI and you're playing for a chance at a conference championship if you...
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    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Duh - What is the average total offense rank of teams that DIDN'T play the cheaters? **Mic Drop** That's how they rationalize that.
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    Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

    Thanks. I replied to other parts of your post now.
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    Cleveland Browns (Factory of Sadness)

    I'm not going to fact-check anything you said except to say that the NY Giants are in the NFC East. Oh - I will comment on this: The schedule is made up of 6 games against your division, plus your whole division playing another in-conference division, plus your whole division playing another...
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    Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

    Probably not. Many of their fans post about wishing they hadn't gotten rid of him. Of course, they were no where to be found before they fired him. No one was on his side at that time.
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    Oregon Ducks (aka U of Nike)

    As someone who remembers and understands some of this calculus, I'm pretty sure you just made my head explode a little. I mean, if anything was still there worth exploding.
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    Minnesota Golden Gophers (official thread)

    My guess is he's quoting Tommy Boy, when the Chris Farley character ("Tommy Calahan") is in college and he's supposed to write "John Hancock" on some history test. But he writes "Herbie Hancock". Later in the movie, someone talks about putting his John Hancock on the line, and Tommy says, "It's...
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    Oregon Ducks (aka U of Nike)

    My algebra teacher's head just exploded. But my calculus teacher just went into a whole thing about limits approaching from the "right" on a number line. I think this gave her a boner, or something. I wonder if that lady is still alive 32 years later. She was.... interesting.
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