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  1. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Nerds on MGoBoard are fighting about whether to be happy. Seriously... how can they be happy?
  2. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    I agree with every word you just said, except I believe that the outcome will not be changed. I hope I'm eating crow in 24 hours. Or 48 hours. Or 60 or 72 hours. I hope it's terrible. But it'll be delicious. But they will not change the outcome. The cheaters won.
  3. Zurp

    Week 1 Game Discussion Thread

    https://www.on3.com/boards/threads/generic-cfb-week-1-games-thread-sept-3-7.8961462/page-7 Ugh. I agree with Penn State fans. What is this world coming to?
  4. Zurp

    Week 1 Game Discussion Thread

    Betcha the BTN post-game show highlights on this game doesn't even show that play.
  5. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    They won't announce that a mistake was made. Also, were any bets paid out that would be different if WMU wins the game? Probably. I know the cheaters didn't cover, so if you took WMU plus the points, you won. But if you picked WMU straight up, you lost your money. If you picked the cheaters...
  6. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Storm the field. Give your paycheck to the refs for that last second.
  7. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    You hate to see this. But really, you love to see this.
  8. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    I just got home and turned this game on. This is beautiful.
  9. Zurp

    Game Thread Ball State at tOSU, Sat. Sept. 5th, 12:30 ET BTN

    9 / 10. I missed the question about 1978.
  10. Zurp

    Game Thread Ball State at tOSU, Sat. Sept. 5th, 12:30 ET BTN

    Get a quick 14-0 lead, and then line up in punt formation every play and practice all your fake punt and fake field goal plays. Give Texas a bunch of garbage tape to review and no good tape to review.
  11. Zurp

    Play Game Weekly Upset Contest for 2026

    Clemson. And yes, I'm about to start puking.
  12. Zurp

    New college football simulation game

    No... No, I don't. Does Charlie Weis even Charlie Weis, anymore?
  13. Zurp

    New college football simulation game

    Why do they have 2 DB's on 1 WR and 2 DB's on 3 WR's?
  14. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Is there a list of players who HAVEN'T been cut? That might be an easier list to review.
  15. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    Some parts of me hate other parts of me, and are willing to put up with a little pain to torture the other parts.
  16. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    It's pretty simple. If you're thinking of pizza, the word "pie" shouldn't come up. Pie is for dessert. Which opens up some more pet peeves: 1. Pie and pi are different. If you want to pretend to be "smart" or "nerdy" and celebrate pi day (March 14), then fine. And if you want to serve pie on...
  17. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    People who want to sound smart and then they say the wrong things. I'm no Mr. SmartGuy or anything, but when I hear people say something wrong, but they try to sound official, they sound double-dumb to me. I brought up people who say "Eastern Standard Time" or "Central Standard Time" when...
  18. Zurp

    People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

    Not to detract, but I said the same thing, already:
  19. Zurp

    2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

    I can't think of any other song by Smashmouth. But that's a good one to be on this list. But there are millions of other songs I'd put on it before that one. And yes, the one you're thinking of is probably near the top.
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