Recent content by Teddy Roosevelt

Where you at @Calvin Coolidge 34……:rofl: Behind Carter but ahead of the Orange one…so you got that going for you !!!!

President’s day ratings….I’m the top four baby…..Playoffs!

You know not what you speak of as per usual. While the Marquis and I had our occasional dust ups as occurred in the days between neighboring ranchers, no formal challenge was ever issued and there was no assassination as you assert. Go back to bed Calvin and rest your weary head.

Jealousy is a wicked emotion Sir. Perhaps had you done something of significance with your life you wouldn’t be so fraught with it.

What Woodrow did after my time are of no relevance to my accomplishments sir. And no one cares to know about your fat hairy ass.

Sir you must not know much of history and the wonderful things I did for our Country. You on the other hand, well we’ll just leave that one alone

How’s that Gold Medal stock holding up?

How dare you Sir, and I use that term in the loosest sense of the word. Next comment of this nature and my Holland & Holland Royal Double Rifle will hit you where the good lord split you.

Your wife was plugged more times than the bridge of Trolie..biggest whore on fifth avenue so I'm told

Cool my man you wouldn’t know a virtuous woman if she slapped your face.

Sir I think you missed Teddy’s humor

Hills, dales, valleys…Teddy rides…

Know your type

You ain’t getting no pie, cake, or honey buns you, you, you’re no gentleman you shyster you

Oh Dolly you ain’t a kiddin….