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“Mr. Haslam, there is a Mr. Franklin, James on line one, that’s Franklin, James on line one.” “Heeeyuckaderpadippitydoooo (fart noise)…let’s get it!”

https://www.maxpreps.com/m/news/LZ3NLCH7VUeNoUckPtbHGQ/highlights%2c-recap-no-23-baylor-scores-late-to-defeat-no-25-mccallie-in-maxpreps-game-of-the-week.htm Highlights in the article.

Incredible run…on July 8th, the Tigers were 25 games over .500 at 59-34 and peaked again on August 23rd at 78-53. Tribe was sitting at 42-48 on July 8th and 64-64 on August 23rd respectively. These boys played their hearts out and it was fun to watch. I was sitting with some friends last night...

Rumor has it that the RB from Grambling got Pettijohn’s baby sister pregnant so he had to split his guts open and watch him die…

Glad to see Kwan still with the club. He’ll get a roaring ovation at tomorrow night’s game. Bummed about Bieber, but I get it. He was on the block in Francona’s last season, and frankly would have ended up there too last year had he not gotten hurt. The young gun they got in return is 9-1 with...

All these suburban mommies without jobs walking around at a snail’s pace with their weight vests. Way to not pump that heart rate up toots. You look ridiculous. I’m going to start a company and it’ll be along the lines of the Development Housewife Starter Pack. Included is the aforementioned...

I saw No Holds Barred in the theater too. I think it was the first glimpse of Zeus, and I was absolutely terrified of him. Even though Friday was a comedy, Deebo brought back memories. In any case, I was a Hulkamaniac from the start. His entrance to the ring was legendary. 6’7” 320 lbs with...

Easy to time a cutter when you know it’s coming…regardless of its velo. Worst hitting team since the mid 80s. Not one batter is hitting above .300. Kwan and Ramirez are at .298 and .297 respectively. In the words of my main man Randy Moss, “Straight Trash Homie…”

“What the fuck kind of name is Warde? Who fucking names their kid Warde? I hate that name. If I could shit all over that name, I would. And then I would eat 15 lbs of Taco Bell and wash it down with ex lax, and shit all over it again. Fuckin’ Warde Fuck.” - Buckyle, probably

https://intermatwrestle.com/articles.html/recruiting/bo-bassett-decommits-from-iowa-r100346/ :sneaky:

I wonder if his Dodge Ram was a Shedually…

A lot of fragility out there…Kid Rock completely lost his mind unloading 30 round clips into cases.

This is the dude, who pretends to be a woman, that got Bud Light on the shit list a couple years ago.