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Has Shedoordash stopped partying in South Beach yet? He’s on the fast track to supplant Phil Mickelson as FIGJAM. He might have overtaken him already.

Browns…Shedoor

I’ve run out of witty names for Shedump. Heading to bed. Hopefully the Browns pick up Sawyer if he drops. Been entertaining reading all the comments! Cheers!

This is nuts. Kiper is currently in the corner curled up in the fetal position. His thumb hasn’t been sucked this hard since Rodgers dropped to the late 1st 20 years ago. Live TV is not even real. Any voice or video you hear or see of Mel right now was prerecorded in the event that Shedewer...

Preface, I’m drunk. That said, I’m going to put myself in Prime’s shoes, as a father of course. Per Neon and Romo: For the last several days, I’ve been listening to complaints about headaches, loud noises, and random screeching. Bitching about not getting what I want, demanding things that...

Prime is absolutely losing his shit. No clue as to what is going on. Desperately trying to remember which female is responsible for this draft day travesty. Shedrown is what he is…trash.

Probably, many people could be represented as turds and excrement from the OT!

Shediarrhea Is still on the board…

I have been trying to think of something funny to type or witty to say, but I’m sipping on a cold IPA at the Ritz in Orlando by the pool hitting refresh on my phone. Browns drafted dudes. Graham, whether we like as a cfb player or not, is a dude. And we drafted a tough as nails LB, and then we...

NFBuck is locked in…I have no idea what his true name is nor where he calls home, but he is taking the words right from my mouth.

Where’s the fresh fly ass drip to go with that gumby gold? Black pleather? Shame…

I’d like to remind everybody that Jimmy Haslam is still the owner of the Cleveland Browns, and the Browns still have the 33rd and 36th picks. To that end, Haslam is lighting up a girthy Churchill with the capital he as at the top of round 2. Shedewers is all but assured to head to Cleveland.

Would love to see JTT, Sawyer, Judkins, and Henderson drafted tomorrow.

Has Shedingleberry been drafted yet?

it’s inevitable that Jimmy starts fingering into the decision making and Manziel’s himself into drafting Sanders…

Mel is sitting in his own fecal matter. Absolutely beside himself. At this point he’s just playing with his own poop when talking about Subprime.

Let’s give Mel some slack. His helmet hair is on point. Tough night though. He’s gone through several match books and candles already on Shedon’t.

The Cleveland BOHICAs should absolutely trade back into the 1st for Shedewey.

If bouncing around Boulder in a Rolls is wrong, I don't want to be right… Shedookie flashes that whip just like Hunter flashes them teeth! Dude needs to stay away from the stables. Anytime he smiles, the fillies get all hot and bothered.