I asked him what era he was born in, and he said "Paleozoic".
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He's so old, he calls sedimentary rocks "new fangled".
He's so old, he's seen "The Evolution of Man"...not the tv show...He actually witnessed the evolution of mankind.
Best Buckeye and his grandson?
Under "place of birth" on his birth certificate it reads "Pangea"...it's also written on some dried animal skin.
He refuses to call Alaska anything but "The Ol' Land Bridge"
I wondered who's autographs those were! When I asked him, he just said "A couple of crazy kids I knew"
So old he watches Matlock.
So old he has to drink formaldehyde cocktails to keep the smell down.
So old I slapped his back and his nose fell off.
So old his first fight was with a neanderthal.
He's so old, he's got an autographed copy of the Bible.
Best Buckeye is so old his social security number is 1.
Best Buckeye is so old when he watches Jurassic Park, it brings back memories.
TRON, Mr.Buckeye, Quagmire, Smosh, buckeyeman06...all the same person.
I could see drinking a beer with a cig in it.
Well...when you're online 19 hours a day, people start to get creeped out. Then the drug rumors start...and when you're drugged out, it's hard to defend yourself. -
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