Where I work, I have to get peoples' names and numbers a lot for ordering purposes. There's this older lady who came in and wanted to order He-Man. That alone is wtf worthy. She was just a fan of He-Man. So I asked her what her name was, and she literally yelled "HEEEEEEE-MAAAAAAN!!"
I lost it. I don't know what the fuck her problem was, but I loved it.