Last time I was there, before the time with my brother, they had Karaoke night. Needless to say there was nothing but country music being sung by a bunch of old rednecks. There ain't enough booze in this whole town to deal with that shit. I looked at my brother-in-law and told him to smash a bottle over my head. 
And they may have the worst jukebox in the history of jukeboxes. But the drinks are strong and cheap. Quite the dilemma.

And they may have the worst jukebox in the history of jukeboxes. But the drinks are strong and cheap. Quite the dilemma.