I have divorced myself emotionally from that team. If they win, great. If they lose, so what? My son tells me this last weekend that he loves the Browns. I felt bad for him 
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You know, it's sad really. I think a "woe is me" attitude is for assholes, but you can't help but wonder about this team. Like the high priced free agent that wants to play there gets injured on the first day of training camp ending his career? Really?
I'd be willing to bet that if you were a lifelong Steeler's fan, circa 1968, you'd be frustrated too.
Honestly man...my finest hour. I did Dr. Dre's part and my cousin did Pac's. I was pointing at the crowd, trying to get them to wave their hands in the air like they just didn't care...
The people that were with us, were laughing so hard I could hear them over the music.
Btw, Tony's plays EVERYTHING. One of the bartenders has a thrash metal band, and dude will play Pantera, any rock really, some old school rap...and I got their ears when it comes to music.
Uh...yeah...this bar at Buckeye Lake..."Scooter's"...used to be a big lake rat bar called "water's edge" or some shit. Cousins and I got a cabin accross the street for the fourth one year...went over to the bar...country Karaoke night. Needless to say...my cousin and I performed the well known country and western ballad "California Love", by those two trubadors, Tupac and Dr. Dre. I don't think I've got the stink eye from so many people at one time before or since.
It doesn't matter. They put on an Orange Helmet and they forget how to play football. Or they get injured on the first play of training camp. Or they hold out and get too far behind and never catch up. Or are overrated coming out of college. The list goes on and on. As you can see, my give-a-fuck is at an all-time low with this franchise. I don't usually believe in curses, but if they exist, there is one on the Browns.
Cousins....if they're from Zanesville, I don't think I wanna know the rest of that story. :p
Yeah, I don't care if it's a knife fight bar or not. If you get good shots at a good price, it's my kind of place.
The next Brown's draft pick? Easy! An overpaid, underachieving bust! Why change now?
I actually don't mind the plastic shot glasses. In my experience they tend to overfill them. Scooter's out at Buckeye Lake and....Captain Jacks in Heath use them.
But I'm sure they have actuall shot glasses. When I go to Tony's...they give me "shots" in an..."old fashioned" glass. Like a tumbler. Hefty for sure.
Ok look...I'm gonna level with you....
Everyone likes the fucking fruity drinks. It tastes like Kool-Ade...how can you not?! That being said...no MAN should ever order one for himself. THAT being said...if you get a fruity shot for free, fuckin' drink that shit. If you get a fruity drink for free, you are required by man law to chug it, look unimpressed and immediately order a shot of whiskey, tequila, gin, vodka, or something along those lines.
I think I just laid down a man law.
I'd drink that for breakfast. Sounds fuckin' delicious.
I took some girls drink after she left the bar last week. She hadn't drank out of it yet...but it was about five or six shots of Absolut Citron and Sprite...and it was fuckin' good.
The smell comment was directed at Numbers. He can't smell shit. A baby's nostrils just can't handle the Ville's stench at birth. It's the same reason you have to use the special detergent on their clothes.
Hell yeah, I'll buy the goose!
How can you smell Zanesville? I figured your sense of smell was burnt for good at birth. Huh, learn something new....
I can't believe you've been thirty minutes away and we haven't went out for greycocet!
I smelled talk of Zanesville.
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