Recent content by Beano Cook

How many Bert McGrane awards did you win? Yeah, that's what I thought.

"I do not think there is one chance in a thousand that it will ever be wise to have me nominated." That was the smartest thing you ever said. Have fun dealing with the clap you're going to get from @Dolly Madison.

You opened the door to Woodrow Wilson, the IRS, the Fed, WWI, and the Spanish Flu. Wonderful things my fat, hairy ass.

Excuse me? At least I didn't divide my own party and open the door to one of the worst presidencies in US history, you dotties man. The worst thing I ever did was curse some kid out of a couple of Heismans.

You aren't kidding. I've been dead for over 10 years and I'd kill for some of your pie about now.

Let's be completely honest, Charlie. Decided schematic advantage, my ass.

How about those Fighting Irish? QB Steve Angeli put up a Heisman level performance if I've ever seen one, and I know Heismans.

I thought Woody's head was going to explode watching this game. It'll be really ugly if Bo's boys win Monday. I don't need that. Roll Tide!

Alabama Ohio State Florida State Pitt Penn State Notre Dame

I certainly would!

I still say Ron Powlus got screwed.

Damn, I forgot to make my pick (Washington). Looks like I'm stuck with Iowa trying to win 4-3.

He still is, the sonofabitch.

I haven't seen Joe Pa in ages. He must be hanging out in the other place. SPARTY

I don't have to imagine it. I've been doing it for years.