Worst City Name

[ScriptOhio]

What is the worst name for a city that you have ever heard of?

It very well could be Dildo. Imagine telling all you friends that you live in Dildo. It is in the providence of New Foundland and Labrador, Canada.

The Community of Dildo:

http://www.aroundthebay.ca/profile/Dildo/dil.asp​

http://www.fallingrain.com/world/CA/5/Dildo.html​

 

[RugbyBuck]

Ann Arbor, duh.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Ann Arbor, duh.

She's a whore.

There is also Climax, MI.

One I discovered recently was Fuquay-Varina, NC. Everytime I say it I have to be careful not to say Fu.....-Va.ina.

 

[jwinslow]

There is also Climax, MI.

I drive by that a couple times a year, and get a kick out of it every time.

 

[CCI]

Ann Arbor, duh.

I second that &
by far the worst city name

 

[BB73]

Hell, Michigan

It's also redundant.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Winner !!!

There is an Intercourse PA and it's next to Blue Balls PA.... both very heavy Amish towns... great furniture.. LOTS of horse buggies ...

 

[Buck Nasty]

Dingleberry, CA

Poop Creek, OR

Boner Knob, MT

I think there are towns named Dick in several states
But only one: Dirty Dick Creek, Montana

Oh yeah, there is also a town in Puerto Rico, I think Thump may have a summer home there.

Fagot, Puerto Rico

Edit: Can't leave out. Big Bone Lick State Park, KY

 

[OSUsushichic]

Found this list in a Google search:

Bastard (Norway)
Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK)
Chinaman's Knob (Australia)
Climax (Colorado, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Cunter (Switzerland)
Dikshit (India)
Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)
Fuku (Shensi, China)
Fukue (Honshu, Japan)
Fukui (Honshu, Japan)
Fukum (Yemen)
Hold With Hope (Greenland)
Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
Little Dix Village (West Indies)
Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
Muff (Northern Ireland)
Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
Seymen (Turkey)
Shafter (California, USA)
Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)
Tittybong (Australia)
Tong Fuk (Japan)
Turdo (Romania)
Twatt (Orkney, UK)
Wank (Germany)
Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
Wankener (India)
Wankie (Zimbabwe)
Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)
Wanks River (Nicaragua)
Wankum (Germany)
Wet Beaver Creek (Arizona, USA)

 

[buckeyegrad]

No, no, no.....the worst name for a city is this one:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales

http://www.notduck.com/02/wales02.html

 

[BuckBackHome]

Dingleberry, CA

Poop Creek, OR

Boner Knob, MT

I think there are towns named Dick in several states
But only one: Dirty Dick Creek, Montana

Oh yeah, there is also a town in Puerto Rico, I think Thump may have a summer home there.

Fagot, Puerto Rico

Edit: Can't leave out. Big Bone Lick State Park, KY

Are you just making this stuff up now? If not, maybe I can get a cool hat from Dirty Dick Creek. I can wear that while my buddy wears his "Master Bait and Tackle" hat. His wife hates it when he goes out of the house with it as you can only see the Master Bait.

 

[Buck Nasty]

Are you just making this stuff up now? If not, maybe I can get a cool hat from Dirty Dick Creek. I can wear that while my buddy wears his "Master Bait and Tackle" hat. His wife hates it when he goes out of the house with it as you can only see the Master Bait.

Look em up. they are in Mapquest.

you can type any name you want into mapquest, and if there is a town with that in the name it will show up.

Unfortunately, I could find no Tibor, Asspackistan, or Lloydseville

 

[gregorylee]

Wet Beaver Creek (Arizona, USA)

This is where I wan't my "summer cottage".

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Tong Fuk (Japan)

Google's wrong...there is no such place in Japan. Maybe in China or Taiwan, but not Japan.

 

[Thump]

Google's wrong...there is no such place in Japan. Maybe in China or Taiwan, but not Japan.

Thank you for that clarification Mr. Miyagi.

(And yes, I know he was from Okinawa.)