Voluntary Castration goes Bad

[OCBuckWife]

A St. Paul man, complaining of chronic pain, wanted to have his testicles removed. When conventional medical staff refused to do the job, he hired other "professionals" to take off his testicles, according to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.

OUCH and WTF?

 

[OCBucksFan]

OUCH and WTF?

Quoted because I have nothing else to add.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Somewhere, Master Rick is smiling.

 

[AKAK]

Voluntary Castration goes Bad

Yeah...

Nobody saw that coming.:!

 

[starBUCKS]

Lesson learned I guess

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I know why the guy had sore nuts...hell, his name was Angus. You'd have sore nuts, too, if they were the size of a bull's nuts.

 

[scooter1369]

Voluntary Castration goes Bad

There is a zero percent chance that a castration of any sort will end well.

 

[Oh8ch]

So, this guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated."

The doc says "What? Are you sure?"

Guy says "Yep. I'm in love. My gf says she wont marry me unless I am castrated."

Doc "That's pretty extreme."

Guy "I know, but I REALLY love her and would do anything."

So the doc does the surgery and afterward the guy is waking up in the recovery room. He looks at the fellow next to him and asks "What are you here for?"

The fellow says "I'm here to be circumsized."

Guy says "That's the word!"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I can't imagine a castration going any other way but bad.

 

[buckiprof]

One of the other "professionals"

 

[Muck]

Police searched the home in the 600 block of York Avenue on July 28, looking for a list of items including blood, medical instruments, fingerprints, documents discussing medical procedures, computers, and testicles