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Unintentionally funny headlines...

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Here are a bunch, in alphabetical order:


Autos killing 110 a day - let's resolve to do better

Blind woman gets new kidney from daughter she hasn't seen in years

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Childs stool great for use in garden

Cold wave linked to temperatures

Dealers will hear car talk at noon

Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation

Deer Kill 17,000

Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors

Drunk gets nine months in violin case

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

Eye drops off shelf

If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

Iraqi head seeks arms

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Milk drinkers are turning to powder

Miners refuse to work after death

NJ judge to rule on nude beach

Never withhold herpes infection from loved one

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy

Organ festival ends in smashing climax

Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over

Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

Police Discovered Pot Plants Were Really Cannabis

Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

Prostitutes appeal to Pope

Queen Mary having bottom scraped

Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency

Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Stud Tires Out

Survivor of Siamese twins joins parents

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids (was that you, Thump?)

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

War Dims Hope for Peace
 
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Cramped movie marquee makes for funny titles

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Stefan Jones says: "One of the local (Beaverton, OR) movie theaters is a dowdy, badly located concrete box from the beginning of the multiplex era. "The Regal Cinemas chain shows some special interest films there, plus popular films nearing the end of their run. The marquee space is severly limited, resulting in sublime concatanations like the one shown in the picture." Link
 
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BuckeyeInTheBoro said:
I just saw this one on CNN.com

Nut-cracking gorilla surprises scientists
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/africa/10/18/nutcracking.gorillas.ap/index.html

I bet the guy that found out this gorilla was a "nut cracker" was REALLY surprised!

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There were these two sub-heads in that article -
Nut-cracking was spontaneous
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Other gorillas seen using tools
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But here are a couple of oldies but goldies.

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one.
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Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing.
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Man is fatally slain.
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