In keeping with BP tradition, the line for this game is as follows:
It's like BN27 while watching Carly Patterson videos.
It's like Scooter1369 while watching Harry Potter movies.
It's like Mililani watching Asian lesbian porn.
It's like Thump watching groundhogs being fed through wood chipping machines.
It's like Bucky Katt watching promotional videos for wooden lawn furniture.
It's like JaxBuck when he learned that Jim Bollman would no longer be calling plays for tOSU.
It's like ORD watching the idiots at BWI plan a rally for JoePa based on his trolling.
It's like BUCKYLE learning that he's won a lifetime supply a Natty Lite.
It's like AKAK learning that he's won free lifetime access to the world's finest grapevines.
It's like Wadc45 learning he's won a lifetime supply of an assortment of the world's finest single malt scotches, and a fulltime job coaching the USA national rugby team.
It's like osugrad21 learning that every single kid he's currently coaching, or will coach in the future, will earn a full ride to an FBS school.
It's like jwinslow getting lifetime field access as a photo-journalist to every major sporting event in this country, plus all of the Olympics.
It's like bkb (and hundreds of others of BPers, mostly him), finding out that his son will get a full ride to play football at tOSU.
It's like Dryden learning he'll be given lifetime access to alpha-test versions of all software developed by Apple, Google, and Microsoft.
It's like Oh8ch finding out that the Nacho lady is actually going to let the two of them take a bath together in 50 gallons of cheese.
It's like BigWoof knowing he has magic wishes that will let Gawja win the next 50 WLOCPs while UGAs IX through XV are free to bite and urinate on any Gator fans that get within 5 feet of them.
It's like Nutriaitch knowing that there will never be another Hurricane or oil spill that will hit the bayous, and have a genie from a bottle guarantee him that Bama and Ole Miss will never win another SEC conference game unless they're playing each other.
That's right people, it's STRAIGHT FUCKING UP!!!!!!!!!!
And if any of that was TMI, that's TFB.
It's like BN27 while watching Carly Patterson videos.
It's like Scooter1369 while watching Harry Potter movies.
It's like Mililani watching Asian lesbian porn.
It's like Thump watching groundhogs being fed through wood chipping machines.
It's like Bucky Katt watching promotional videos for wooden lawn furniture.
It's like JaxBuck when he learned that Jim Bollman would no longer be calling plays for tOSU.
It's like ORD watching the idiots at BWI plan a rally for JoePa based on his trolling.
It's like BUCKYLE learning that he's won a lifetime supply a Natty Lite.
It's like AKAK learning that he's won free lifetime access to the world's finest grapevines.
It's like Wadc45 learning he's won a lifetime supply of an assortment of the world's finest single malt scotches, and a fulltime job coaching the USA national rugby team.
It's like osugrad21 learning that every single kid he's currently coaching, or will coach in the future, will earn a full ride to an FBS school.
It's like jwinslow getting lifetime field access as a photo-journalist to every major sporting event in this country, plus all of the Olympics.
It's like bkb (and hundreds of others of BPers, mostly him), finding out that his son will get a full ride to play football at tOSU.
It's like Dryden learning he'll be given lifetime access to alpha-test versions of all software developed by Apple, Google, and Microsoft.
It's like Oh8ch finding out that the Nacho lady is actually going to let the two of them take a bath together in 50 gallons of cheese.
It's like BigWoof knowing he has magic wishes that will let Gawja win the next 50 WLOCPs while UGAs IX through XV are free to bite and urinate on any Gator fans that get within 5 feet of them.
It's like Nutriaitch knowing that there will never be another Hurricane or oil spill that will hit the bayous, and have a genie from a bottle guarantee him that Bama and Ole Miss will never win another SEC conference game unless they're playing each other.
That's right people, it's STRAIGHT FUCKING UP!!!!!!!!!!
And if any of that was TMI, that's TFB.
