To all the presidents out there

[buckeyefool]

I know we have a bunch of ex presidents on the board, just hoping you all have a good presidents day. :)

 

[iambrutus]

I know we have a bunch of ex presidents on the board, just hoping you all have a good presidents day. :)

ass kisser

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

I notice that Abe has a gig doing some damn sleep medicine commercial. Dude has serious booking agent issues...the idiot paired him with a groundhog.

 

[James Garfield]

thank you. I plan on kicking back with some beers and hookers.

 

[GeorgeWashington]

I cannot tell a lie, Martha and I just finished making 6 hours worth of home movies if you get my drift.

Look for one of my spybots to spam this forum with a link later.

 

[Chester Arthur]

It's my President's Day tradition to get loaded up on smack and slap the shit out of George, Abe, Tommy and Teddy.... I should be on the fucking monument out in South Dakota. None of those guys have great mutton chops. Anyway, I give the old shit dick to the Mrs. after I'm done with all that. She's quite the dirty whore when she wants to be, and Chesty loves a smutty little bitch.

 

[Chester Arthur]

I cannot tell a lie, Martha and I just finished making 6 hours worth of home movies if you get my drift.

Look for one of my spybots to spam this forum with a link later.

George, you know damn well the moderation is far too good here to allow spam.

 

[Flocka]

It's my President's Day tradition to get loaded up on smack and slap the shit out of George, Abe, Tommy and Teddy.... I should be on the fucking monument out in South Dakota. None of those guys have great mutton chops. Anyway, I give the old shit dick to the Mrs. after I'm done with all that. She's quite the dirty whore when she wants to be, and Chesty loves a smutty little bitch.

This would explain your obscurity.

 

[Ulysses S Grant]

I like to celebarate by kicking back and having a nice Cuban.

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

I march around the room reciting speeches I would have given if the bastard Truman didn't cheat his way to the big chair.

 

[Chester Arthur]

This would explain your obscurity.

Obscurity? God-damn, boy.... can't you read or count to 21? I'm the 21st President of this great nation, and I demand you hit the books and get to learnin! By the way, if you have a sister, is she hot?

 

[Flocka]

Obscurity? God-damn, boy.... can't you read or count to 21? I'm the 21st President of this great nation, and I demand you hit the books and get to learnin! By the way, if you have a sister, is she hot?

I don't think she's a whiskers gal.

 

[ScriptOhio]

I like to celebarate by kicking back and having a nice Cuban.

So does Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.

 

[Jimmy Carter]

Why thank you BuckeyeFool.

I'm celebrating today by spreading Peanut Butter all over Rosalyn's bush and then "Cleaning it up" if you know what I mean.

 

[Flocka]

Why thank you BuckeyeFool.

I'm celebrating today by spreading Peanut Butter all over Rosalyn's bush and then "Cleaning it up" if you know what I mean.

Is this before or after you bash your nation on foreign soil?