There's a Blog for Everything

[sandgk]

And proof of which might be this lil ol bit of very twisted humor

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Called Tressel's World its rather as if Jim had a secret Gonzo life murkier than the Olentangy after a 3-day rainstorm, and the time to put it into writing for all and the NCAA to relish.

Definitely wierd but, at times, flat-out funny.

Here is "Jimbo" and his take on the recent Fiesta Bowl win over ND

Half Time Quickie

Ordinarily, I'd use half-time to motivate my players. Pat em on the back, or serve em up some ass-kick salad depending on how they're playing. But since I haven't been updating as much lately as I'd like to, and It's my New Years Resolution to blog more, I'm bringing all you Tressel-teers a little Tostito's Half Time blog-post.

First of all, 21-7? I thought this guy was supposed to be an offensive genius. Did you see that sack by AJ Hawk. He stuffed him just like he stuffed his sister the night before...which was hot. He taped it for the whole team. Right before the game we all got in a circle, prayed and then beat off to it. Except the muslim kids. They had to wait outside the locker-room cause they're not real Americans. I'll tell ya, I wouldn't mind stickin it to that little cutie. She's Catholic though, so AJ's gotta put it in her pooper so she stays a virgin, no birth control either. It's crazy, but you know how they are, not exactly the most rational religion. Body and blood my ass.

Yeah Charlie Weiss is suposed to be a genius. I'll tell ya, I don't care how many Super Bowl rings that Jesus Lovin Jaba has on his fat little donut grabbers, there's one thing I see every morning in the shower, that that tub o' goo never will, and that's my very own cock. Guess he's just gonna have to sit in the corner and watch his team shower, like the sad little Virgin Mary he is.

 

[methomps]

 

[tedginn05]

Yeah, so since the season's been over I've been kind of well....bored. Take for instance, today, the first weekend without any football since August. I woke up at 10, punched the clown, rolled back over went back to sleep, then woke up again at 1, layed in bed for a while, channel surfed for about an hour, man, putting a TV in our bedroom was a mistake, and getting the Spice channel, was probably an even bigger one. I've been slammin the ham so much lately it looks like a goddamn rasberry. I don't mean to mix metaphors, but seriously, I got dandruff on my doodle. It's only been a few weeks since the Fiesta bowl, and I am B-O-R-E-Fuckin' D!

 

[craigw99]

Just found this site, and I am laughing my ass off to tears.


this site has won the internet.