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The Brushback 2007 Mock Mock Draft

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    QB
    JaMarcus Russell
    LSU
    Jr.
    If you asked a scientist to build a prototypical quarterback of the future, he would come up with JaMarcus Russell. This guy eats Peyton Manning and shits Tom Brady. He once threw a pass 400 yards from on his back while wearing mittens. Still, I expect him to be a major disappointment.
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    OT
    Joe Thomas
    Wisconsin
    Sr.
    Jon Kitna threw a lot of interceptions last year as a result of bad protection. With Joe Thomas on board, expect him to throw them out of stupidity.
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    LB
    Lawrence Timmons
    Florida State
    Jr.​
    The Ravens were planning to take this guy at 29, so the Browns will pull the rug out from under them by taking him here. Checkmate!
     
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