That's not a Twinkie in my pants...

[Bucknut24]

http://www.sportsgrid.com/video/australian-rugby-player-suspended-for-biting-opponents-penis/

Remember when the Ft. Myers Miracle Minor League Baseball team had “Mike Tyson Ear Night”? We shudder to think what they’re going to do with this.

Anthony Watts, who has had several past run-ins with the law, and has reputed ties to an outlaw biker gang — has been suspended for eight games by the Queensland Rugby League for biting an opponent in the penis.

So, penis biting is eight games, is it? (Consults rule book).

My favorite quote from the video above: “The alleged bite happened right on half time.”

Watts is a former National Rugby League player (Australia’s top rugby division), where he played for the Sydney Roosters.

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

Know what a Twinkie feel like in your pocket? It feels like a third cock!

 

[Taosman]

Ten Things To Do With A Twinkie
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2012/01/11/145068773/10-things-to-do-with-a-twinkie