Tailor-made condoms

[LoKyBuckeye]

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Tailor-made condoms

Individually tailored condoms that are anatomically designed to fit each penis perfectly are going on sale in Germany.

Businessman Oliver Gothe, 36, is behind the Cologne-based company Lebenslust (Lust for Life), which has invented a system to make personalised prophylactics.

Using a machine that measures each member to produce a unique 3D computer image, Gothe then lets his customers choose the thickness of the condom and add extra details.

Gothe said: "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."

The service will cost around £600 for a "large but an as yet unspecified number" but Gothe insists the price is worth it as his condoms are comfier and safer.

 

[Saw31]

"These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one."

If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard that one...That's right up there with "I'll love you forever" as the most told lies...

 

[BB73]

And how much will the customized information be worth?

People will be blackmailing guys because they're on file for having a 4-inch condom.

I think I'll send them some Ron Jeremy-sized measurements with my name on them, just to 'officially' have it on record that I have a huge dick.

OK, I don't have a huge dick, but I am one.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

okay. What's the deal with the user names?

 

[BB73]

okay. What's the deal with the user names?

New features. C-Dog did an upgrade last night. See his sticky memo, or look at the eStore-Menu in the taskbar's list of Drop-downs.

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

New features. C-Dog did an upgrade last night. See his sticky memo, or look at the eStore-Menu in the taskbar's list of Drop-downs.

Yeah, I read the memo but it doesn't explain the features. Is there somewhere I can get an explanation on everything?

 

[BB73]

Yeah, I read the memo but it doesn't explain the features. Is there somewhere I can get an explanation on everything?

There's no documentation on them yet, as I understand it. There''s a thread in the 'Admin' forum that talks about this stuff some.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Sweet. I can finally get something that fits right. No more Hefty bags for me.

I wonder if I will be able to reuse these ones?

 

[Saw31]

Yeah, I read the memo but it doesn't explain the features. Is there somewhere I can get an explanation on everything?

Go to eStore Main..There's some explanations there...

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

We can make them wafer thin or fist thick

A 'fist thick' condom...

How appealing.

 

[exhawg]

Condoms? Do people still use those?

 

[exhawg]

A 'fist thick' condom...

How appealing.

That's probably about right if you're hung like Teddy Swim Team. At least the chick would know he's fucking her that way. I wonder if they can add 6" of latex on the end of it for him too?

 

[hoat]

Hmm..a signature on a condom. So who the hell is ever going to see that? Never had to put a jimmy on to get a BJ and a blowjob would be the only way any chick would see the sig. Unless she collects condoms of her conquests.