Something you brag about, but no one cares about.

[Captain Hindsight]

Well, I was thinking about how everyone has something in their life that they like to brag about, but other people don't seem to care, or are just jealous (ie. I met Barry Bonds at a Pizza Hut). I really don't have anything that notable to share, but I was wondering if any of you guys did, but if I remember something, I will make sure to inform you right away. :)
(I searched the thread search thing, and couldn't find anything like this thread, but if there is feel free to delete, merge, or whatever is necessary.)

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

My kids... I never thought I'd turn into one of those parents but I have. The funny thing is that most of the time I hate when people talk to me about their kids but then I start talking about mine

and yes... my little girl is the smartest kid in the world :p

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Hahaha. I can't believe I forgot this. One of my better friends', uncle is the head coach of the 49ers (Mike Nolan). Every time I tell someone, I get the same response... "Greeeeeeeeat." Haha.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I have a birthmark that looks like Manual Noriega.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

I've met Eddie DeBartolo, and asked him if he was really in the mafia. Seriously.

 

[JXC]

Sometimes the left side of my body goes completely numb.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Sometimes the left side of my body goes completely numb.

Along with your brain.

I played a round of golf with Joe Theisman in 1991 or 1992 (can't remember which year).

 

[scooter1369]

and yes... my little girl is the smartest kid in the world :p

Second smartest at best....

I played in a foursome with Jay Burson and Dom Capers at Capers Charity Golf tourney at Salt Fork in 2001.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Huh? You mean people don't care about everything I say?

 

[EdDantes22]

I once pissed, shat, vomited and sneezed at the same time.

My friends and I dubbed it taking a "snashoviss." Also known as a "Cincinnati rain storm."

 

[RugbyBuck]

I like to talk about my middle school swim team on internet chat boards.

 

[Buckeye513]

I like to talk about my middle school swim team on internet chat boards.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I like to talk about my middle school swim team on internet chat boards.

How are the concession sales going?

 

[ScarletBlood31]

I like to brag about my 435 pound bench press, but it's not that big of a deal.....

 

[jwinslow]

not sure if I brag about it, but I doubt many like hearing it when I mention it. I sat next to Tommy Lasorda on a plane... afterwards in the terminal he stopped and showed me how to throw a pitch. I told him he didn't know how to do it, b/c I didn't throw with my right hand. I was about 6 when this happened.