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DEBuckeye

DEBuckeye

It ain't easy, bein' cheesy.
The morning radio show that I listen to was taking calls from listeners about having sex at work- especially if they'd been caught. I don't have any stories myself (unfortunately), but a guy I used to work with did a pretty good one.

We were working at BP headquarters in Cleveland, and he said that he took some girl up to the executive boardroom (we're talking BP/Standard Oil- huge, top oil company, etc...) and tagged her on the boardroom conference table. This table was absolutely huge- it probably wouldn't fit in your garage. Think of the people who sat at that table and the major corporate decisions that were probably made there on a regular basis- and here's my buddy getting laid right in the middle of it.

Do any of you have work/sex stories?
 
Where I used to work they found a pair of panties in the boardroom one morning. Some guy (not me) had picked up a babe at the bar next door and brought her back up.

There is a certain level of privacy allowed in elevators, as long as they don't have cameras. Or so I've been told. :wink2:
 
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While in college I dated a young lady that had the night shift as a computer operator at a large hospital. We had frequent encounters all over that place including her bosses desk and a lunch table.

I also remember a Christmas party rendezvous one year.

To be young, dumb and horny again.:)
 
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I attended an executive seminar on hostile work environments... and one of the facts that was presented was that 40% of workers have had sex in the work place!!!
 
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At the grocery store that I worked at in High School, we had a manager who was always bringing his girlfriend in when we closed the store. He had me stay up front and he and his girl would disappear into the produce cooler (you know, refrigerated to keep the produce fresh). They'd be in there for a little while and then come out huffing and puffing. The worst part was when we had to clean out the produce cooler. Every time we'd find 3 or 4 of his old rubbers that he'd neglect to throw away.
 
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If you call the work study program at college "work", a fellow student and myself would get lost in the stacks on the upper floors while we we restocking books. Gotta love working late at the library.
 
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I worked for a C'bus TV station while going to OSU. My first job was to spell the receptionist... a very lovely 40ish thing... while she went to lunch. Never noticed that lunch break was usually about an hour and a half in length... didn't care really, it was easy work. Then one day I get a call from a female insisting talking to the general manager, I keep telling her I can't put her call through, he's not in, he's out to lunch, blah, blah, blah. She keeps insisting and then finally says, "I'm Mrs GM and I want you to get a hold of him right now! You're just trying to cover for him while he f**ks Linda (the receptionist, not her real name BTW). Don't tell me you don't know what's going on."

I was stunned. Can't believe I was so naive.
 
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I worked at a grocery store when I was in high school. Living on an island meant when the weather was really bad the boats didn't run and sometimes we would run out of milk, eggs, etc. Well one weekend there was supposed to be a huge storm so there was no milk on the shelf but we had some in the back. I was asked to go to the dairy cooler out back to get all the milk we had left out on the shelf. I walked in to find a buddy of mine getting his knob polished by the nastiest looking woman working at the store. Coincidentally enough her name was Susan. Apparently she too was worried about the milk shortage.
 
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NJ-Buckeye said:
I attended an executive seminar on hostile work environments... and one of the facts that was presented was that 40% of workers have had sex in the work place!!!
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Toss me in with that 40% group.

It wasn't very risky as it was in college and after hours at the place I worked, which was a furniture store. Granted, we did it right in the middle of the showroom by the front of the store which was floor to ceiling windows. A car came by the place at one point and we got a bit nervous, but they just kept going. The dumbest part was we ended up falling asleep in the place for a few minutes afterwards.
 
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Afraid I am with the majority on this one.

But in my glory days as a teen flipping burgers at Mickey D's a realy scuz came in one afternoon about 8 months pregnant. Told my buddy at the counter she wanted a burger and fries but had no cash. He took her to the basement and laid her out on the potatoes (in those days we made our own fries fresh from one hundred pound bags of Idaho's best).

She was not worth a burger and fries.
 
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Oh8ch said:
Afraid I am with the majority on this one.

But in my glory days as a teen flipping burgers at Mickey D's a realy scuz came in one afternoon about 8 months pregnant. Told my buddy at the counter she wanted a burger and fries but had no cash. He took her to the basement and laid her out on the potatoes (in those days we made our own fries fresh from one hundred pound bags of Idaho's best).

She was not worth a burger and fries.
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You are one sick bastard! Your friend, sure :wink2:
 
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