I'm going to the Iowa game and don't feel like getting in to town at midnight. Somebody give me an excuse to leave work early besides I'm sick (I used that for the Texas game 
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Honestly wasn't thinking of Family Guy. Not consciously, anyway.
If I wanted to quote Family Guy, I would have said,
Lois: Oh my god, you can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That is not true, Lois. I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk.
or...
Peter: When I'm through with the schools, our kids'll be so smart, they'll be able to program a VCR without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
or...
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Mayor West: How do you know my language?
If I wanted to quote Family Guy, I would have said,
Lois: Oh my god, you can only play the piano when you're drunk!
Peter: That is not true, Lois. I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk.
or...
Peter: When I'm through with the schools, our kids'll be so smart, they'll be able to program a VCR without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
or...
Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Mayor West: How do you know my language?
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The fuck you talking about, that quote is good. I don't think he says, "Eat your beans," but it's not like that changes the...
SHUT UP
SHUT UP
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alls i know is he ends it with "you HAD yours"....which makes me bust out laughing every time because not only is he feeding the tv, but he gets pissed off because he ALREADY fed the tv.vrbryant said:
I think I'll give the airport one a try. And with that, I leave you until after the Iowa game with this:
"Well.....bout time for me to be hittin the old 'dusty trail'"
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ArtilleryBuck
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May just delay the specifics of the excuse, but...
Have somebody call you on your cell phone when you are talking to your boss. Then, just say shit like "Oh my God, your kidding. What time?" Then, while keeping him or her on the line, ask your boss if you could take off and say that you have a potential situation to deal with.
Of course, on Monday you may have to let him know about the false alarm that you didn't end up having to deal with...if he remembers to ask you about it.
Have somebody call you on your cell phone when you are talking to your boss. Then, just say shit like "Oh my God, your kidding. What time?" Then, while keeping him or her on the line, ask your boss if you could take off and say that you have a potential situation to deal with.
Of course, on Monday you may have to let him know about the false alarm that you didn't end up having to deal with...if he remembers to ask you about it.
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just run into the office and say...ohh my god did you hear? wow I can't beleive it....I need to go check it out right now.
On Monday if anyone asks, just act like you have no idea what they are talking about
On Monday if anyone asks, just act like you have no idea what they are talking about
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Tell them there is a kiddie porn convention in town where Carly Patterson is the guest speaker.
Whore.
Whore.
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