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AN alcoholic ripped the head off his family's budgie, set his rental unit on fire and menaced police with a garden fork during a domestic dispute.
Mark Andrew Johnson, 45, got home drunk, falsely accusing his partner of infidelity before assaulting her and pulling the budgie out of its cage.
Johnson tore the bird's head from its body, throwing it into the yard, prosecutor Bruce Nibbs told the County Court yesterday.


Johnson then asked his partner where the dog was. Mr Nibbs said that Johnson's partner pleaded "don't hurt the dog" before running from the unit, collecting their 11-year-old daughter.


The court heard that Johnson splashed flammable liquid around the Chelsea property and set it on fire.


Johnson threatened to kill his next-door neighbour -- an off-duty policeman -- and threatened to seriously injure another neighbour as he brandished a garden fork outside the unit in Embankment Rd after 5pm on September 29 last year.


When firefighters arrived, Johnson yelled at them that if they tried to put out the fire he would kill them.
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1) Guy comes home drunk, rips the head off the family bird.
2) Threatens the family dog.
3) Sets the apartment on fire.
4) Threatens neighbor cop.
5) Threatens the fire dept that if they put out the fire he'll kill them.
6) Gets pepper sprayed.

I would say that's one helluva night, and to top it off, he didn't even lose his girlfriend. Now I look back at all those times I got into fights when I was younger and realize how much more I should have done with my time :banger:
 
OCBucksFan;849670; said:
AN alcoholic ripped the head off his family's budgie, set his rental unit on fire and menaced police with a garden fork during a domestic dispute.




1) Guy comes home drunk, rips the head off the family bird.
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You say that like it's a bad thing...

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OCBucksFan;849670; said:
AN alcoholic ripped the head off his family's budgie, set his rental unit on fire and menaced police with a garden fork during a domestic dispute.




1) Guy comes home drunk, rips the head off the family bird.
2) Threatens the family dog.
3) Sets the apartment on fire.
4) Threatens neighbor cop.
5) Threatens the fire dept that if they put out the fire he'll kill them.
6) Gets pepper sprayed.

I would say that's one helluva night, and to top it off, he didn't even lose his girlfriend. Now I look back at all those times I got into fights when I was younger and realize how much more I should have done with my time :banger:
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It probably isn't too hard to move from groundhogs to budgies. :biggrin:
 
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am I the only one that had no friggin clue what a "budgie" was until reading the article?


fwiw, there will never be a "budgie" or any other bird-like critter residing at the Buttocks'.
 
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