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question... night on the town

gbearbuck

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What would your ideal night on the town include? Where would you go? (yes you have to pay for it... so if you want to go to the most expensive places in the city, that's fine... remember you're paying for it).

Would dinner be included? What would you have for dinner? Would you go dancing, a jazz or blues club, live music, dj, a billiard hall, bowling alley, upscale, low key, downtown, the local pub??? Taxi or drive? DD or play it by ear?

Would you only be with your significant other, or would you be with several friends (individuals or couples)? Dressed up or in jeans and a T?

What would your night be like?
 
With the wife - wings and beers at BW3. Stay late to watch the college football primetime game - enjoy a few more beers. After that, hit a strip club or two. Driving home, I get road head, capping it off by watching some late night porn with the wife. Finally call it a night at 4:00-ish, sleeping until noon on Sunday; waking up just in time to take a shower, eat some lunch and hit the couch in time for the NFL kickoffs.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
With the wife - wings and beers at BW3. Stay late to watch the college football primetime game - enjoy a few more beers. After that, hit a strip club or two. Driving home, I get road head, capping it off by watching some late night porn with the wife. Finally call it a night at 4:00-ish, sleeping until noon on Sunday; waking up just in time to take a shower, eat some lunch and hit the couch in time for the NFL kickoffs.

I could do something along those lines... but I'd have to revise my info into the "Death Clock"
 
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Take a half day off work on a friday. Start drinking around noon and start bar hopping. 2am leave bar to go home with some "hot chick" that ends up being as old as my mother and looks even worse in the morning. Spend the entire next morning hurling in the toilet.
 
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AJHawkfan said:
With the wife - wings and beers at BW3. Stay late to watch the college football primetime game - enjoy a few more beers. After that, hit a strip club or two. Driving home, I get road head, capping it off by watching some late night porn with the wife. Finally call it a night at 4:00-ish, sleeping until noon on Sunday; waking up just in time to take a shower, eat some lunch and hit the couch in time for the NFL kickoffs.
Love the term 'road head'. :biggrin2:

I've been lucky enough to receive it (yes, always from females), but never heard it called that.
 
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2am leave bar to go home with some "hot chick" that ends up being as old as my mother and looks even worse in the morning. Spend the entire next morning hurling in the toilet.

The rent is due Munson



My day would include waking up around noon, teeing off around 1:30. Following the golf I would start the evening pre-game at kahoots. After wasting money on the lovely ladies, I would go hang out at a pub and drink til I couldn't see straight. to end the night I would probably get in a fight with my girlfriend on where I've been all day, and why I have stripper glitter on my face.
 
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There was a classic e-mail that went around a few years ago about a Texas fan who chronicled a day in which he went golfing. to the big 12 championship football game, a Texas hoops game and then out afterwards. He got drunk about 4 times that day. That sounds like a pretty good day to me, accept I would substitute the Buckeyes and we would actually win the games.

Or,

I would play 18 at Pebble Beach, and then meet some hot celebrity (or just incredibly wealthy) female in the Bar at the Lodge after my round. She would decide that she was highly attracted to slightly overweight, middle aged nobody's and decide to make me her boy toy. We would end up getting married, and through her network of rich friends I would meet Elle Mcpherson. She cannot believe that this other woman is with me and is curious as too why. She probably thinks I must have a huge penis, but she would be wrong. She would be so intrigued that she slept with me anyway. I would then have to divorce the wife, get half of her money and move in with Elle.
 
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OK... bad on me... I meant ideal as in not typical but happens every few months... basically what do you for a "nice" date out with the lady/ what do you do when you go out on the town...

This was not meant to be dream night... :tongue2:
 
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gbearbuck said:
OK... bad on me... I meant ideal as in not typical but happens every few months... basically what do you for a "nice" date out with the lady/ what do you do when you go out on the town...

This was not meant to be dream night... :tongue2:
No changes to mine:wink2:
 
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