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ScriptOhio

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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
My wife and I went to see Mission Impossible III yesterday afternoon and we were the only ones in the theater. It is was great; no squealing babies, no cell phones ringing, no conversations between the people sitting close to you, no one getting up (blocking the screen) and leaving in the middle of the show, etc.

I asked my wife if she wanted to join the "exclusive give a blow job in the movie theater club"? She said NO.

Don't bother asking: She wouldn't go for a ménage à trois in the restroom either.

Anyone else ever had the theater to themselves for a movie?
 
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I went to a matinee showing of some movie with my then-girlfriend while in college. We were the only ones in the theater, so shortly after the movie started, we quit watching it.......

I didn't ask her about the bathroom three way with one of her friends though......maybe I should've, she probably would've considered it......
 
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My fiance (gf at the time) and I went to a "private showing" (only because there was no one else there) of Just Married a while back and she missed a good 10 minute chunk of the movie. I miss the good old days.
 
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I got a slow jack and a ball rub
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Brilliant!!!


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I have been married a verrrry long time so I apologize for asking anyone to explain this to me, but if what you want is a BJ why pay $30 for a movie and popcorn?

If it is the thrill of discovery that gets you going just go out on the deck.


That said, when I was a young un' my Mom was hosting her bridge club and my Dad had to take the 5 of us kids out to a movie. It was a triple feature with Mighty Joe Young, King Kong, and a third gorilla movie that I don't recall. We were the only ones in the theatre. This was before the days of multiplexes and the workers had to stay all night just for us. I felt bad for them at the time, but from now on I will just tell myself that they were off somewhere performing oral sex on one another.
 
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Oh8ch said:
I have been married a verrrry long time so I apologize for asking anyone to explain this to me, but if what you want is a BJ why pay $30 for a movie and popcorn?

If it is the thrill of discovery that gets you going just go out on the deck.

That said, when I was a young un' my Mom was hosting her bridge club and my Dad had to take the 5 of us kids out to a movie. It was a triple feature with Mighty Joe Young, King Kong, and a third gorilla movie that I don't recall. We were the only ones in the theatre. This was before the days of multiplexes and the workers had to stay all night just for us. I felt bad for them at the time, but from now on I will just tell myself that they were off somewhere performing oral sex on one another.
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Re: I asked my wife if she wanted to join the "exclusive give a blow job in the movie theater club"? She said NO.

Don't get too excited. I was just joking with her and she knew it. I knew what she would say. There's no way either of us would have sex in a public place. We've been married almost 34 years and have no problem waiting until we get home for any sexual activity.

In addition it was only $7 total ($3.50 pp and no popcorn).
 
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Oh8ch said:
I have been married a verrrry long time so I apologize for asking anyone to explain this to me, but if what you want is a BJ why pay $30 for a movie and popcorn?

If it is the thrill of discovery that gets you going just go out on the deck.


That said, when I was a young un' my Mom was hosting her bridge club and my Dad had to take the 5 of us kids out to a movie. It was a triple feature with Mighty Joe Young, King Kong, and a third gorilla movie that I don't recall. We were the only ones in the theatre. This was before the days of multiplexes and the workers had to stay all night just for us. I felt bad for them at the time, but from now on I will just tell myself that they were off somewhere performing oral sex on one another.
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I would have no problem paying $10 (total) and getting a bj while watching a crappy movie.
 
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Oh8ch said:
That said, when I was a young un' my Mom was hosting her bridge club and my Dad had to take the 5 of us kids out to a movie. It was a triple feature with Mighty Joe Young, King Kong, and a third gorilla movie that I don't recall. We were the only ones in the theatre. This was before the days of multiplexes and the workers had to stay all night just for us.
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Hell it was damn near before the days of "talkies".
 
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