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  • ATHENS, Ohio - One of the defendants has more than a leg to stand on in a lawsuit filed by a convicted drug dealer. Andi has four legs. He's a dog used by the Athens County Sheriff's Department.
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    County Prosecutor C. David Warren said to his knowledge, it's the first time the county's dog has ever been singled out as a defendant. Warren has volunteered to handle Andi's defense personally.

    "That dog could've done something to me or one of my attendants," said Wayne Francis Green, 46, of Albany, who filed the suit Nov. 18 in Athens County Common Pleas Court.

    Green, who is representing himself, alleges that a search of his furniture business in 2003 was illegal. He claims officers also went into an adjoining building that he owned without a warrant, but police deny it.

    Green said Wednesday evening that he felt endangered by Andi's presence.
    "They've got a mean ol' dog, you know what I'm saying? I take that pretty serious," Green said, adding, "I'm a dog lover, but that's the limit."

    The search turned up 50 pounds of marijuana, and last month Green was convicted of possession and trafficking in the drug. His sentencing is scheduled for Jan. 6.

    Green's lawsuit, which seeks $450,000 in damages, also was filed against police investigators, Athens County Sheriff Vern Castle and the trial judge who ruled that the marijuana was admissible as evidence because it came from the furniture business, not the other building.

    Last Thursday, Andi the German shepherd was informed that he's being sued, sort of. With a paw print, the dog "signed" the paper indicating he had been formally served with the complaint.

    Green said he wants prosecutors to look into the dog's actions.
    "I want him charged with several different felony counts," he said
     
    pot stash must have been 100 lbs before he started smoking so much of it... it has eliminated any and all brain cells... and now he only has the 50lbs left that the dog found...
     
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    I know the handler of that dog that works for Athens Co. Sheriff's Office. This is a huge joke to them. Last night on the news, they said they interviewed the dog...

    Question- "What holds up a tree?"

    Answer- "Root"

    Questions- "What is on the side of a tree?"

    Answer- "Bark"

    They went on to say that they looked into the dog's assets, but that all he owned was a half empty box of biscuits. This was all on the news last night.
     
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    I know the handler of that dog that works for Athens Co. Sheriff's Office. This is a huge joke to them. Last night on the news, they said they interviewed the dog...

    Question- "What holds up a tree?"

    Answer- "Root"

    Questions- "What is on the side of a tree?"

    Answer- "Bark"

    They went on to say that they looked into the dog's assets, but that all he owned was a half empty box of biscuits. This was all on the news last night.

    Tell your buddy that he was on Keith Olbermann's show last night on MSNBC as they were making fun of the story as well.
     
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    I was going to ask what that fella has been smoking, but the 50 lb stash sort of clears up that mystery.

    The continuing Dog Interview - proving his worth at math

    What's One divided by two?

    "Arf"

    What does Andi call a quarter?

    "Arf, Arf"
     
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    When I read the thread title I figured that the dog attacked the dude or something. This guy is freaking nuts. I wonder why he couldn't find a lawyer to try this case for him?

    half_baked.jpg

    "You have smoked yourself retarded"
     
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    They went on to say that they looked into the dog's assets, but that all he owned was a half empty box of biscuits. This was all on the news last night.

    that report was later found to be inaccurate. he is also the owner of 1/4 bag of dry dog food (purina) and as of last inspection, just under 3 1/2 cups of cold water. if convicted these items will likely be seized and auctioned off to help pay for the settlement.
     
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    that report was later found to be inaccurate. he is also the owner of 1/4 bag of dry dog food (purina) and as of last inspection, just under 3 1/2 cups of cold water. if convicted these items will likely be seized and auctioned off to help pay for the settlement.

    The report has been further updated to include one slimy tennis ball, half a pig's ear and a stuffed hedgehog with a broken squeaker.
     
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    The report has been further updated to include one slimy tennis ball, half a pig's ear and a stuffed hedgehog with a broken squeaker.

    they should have waited until after the holidays to launch this suite. i heard andi was going to get a brand new rawhid bone for christmas. this likely will not occure now and as such the bone will not be subject to seizure. potheads lawyer should have thought of that.
     
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