Reminds me of a joke that I heard when I was a kid. Pretty lame, but seems to fit the title.
So, this guy gets a job working at the local pickle factory. From the first day on the job, he starts getting an incredible urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer.
So he tells his best friend over a beer that weekend..."Man, I really like my job and all, but I keep getting this incredible urge to stick my penis in the pickle slicer". His friend tells him that he would be crazy to do that, and that he should probably seek professional help.
So he goes to see a shrink, and tells the Doc...."Doc, you gotta help me....I just started this job at the local pickle factory, and I keep getting this incredible urge to stick my penis in the pickle slicer".
The Doc tells him some little things to do to take his mind off of his impulses and sets up a schedule for him to be seen regularly.
All goes fairly well for a few weeks, and then one day he goes back to the shrink on an unscheduled visit.
"Doc!" he said. "I couldn't resist today...I did it!"
"You did what?" the shrink replied.
"I stuck my penis in the pickle slicer" he said.
"Oh my!...well, what happened?" the Doc asked.
"Well, I got fired" the man said.
"no, no, no .....what about with the pickle slicer?" the Doc asked.
"Oh, well...they fired her too"
