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FCC Complaint: Parent Thinks Super Bowl Will Turn Son Gay


The Federal Communications Commission received about 150 complaints regarding the Super Bowl broadcast on CBS, and The Smoking Gun has compiled the best of them. Most of the complaints centered around the idea that the broadcast was promoting homosexuality:

As one viewer noted in an e-mail, the "pro-homosexual theme" of this year's event, telecast on CBS, was "disgraceful." The writer added that "just because 6% of the population is gay," porn did not need to be included in the broadcast. Another purportedly offended viewer was concerned that the halftime show would have an unfortunate lasting effect on his son, who "hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay...Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY."
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Yes, thank you CBS for turning my son Gay!
 
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OH MY GOD!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!! IT'S A BARE BREAST!!!!!! SWEET MERCIFUL CHIRST!!!!!!

OH... shit... and it's WORSE

ITS A GUITAR, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH THE HUMANITY.


(The extra punctuation is a nice touch, thanks letter #2)
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;773062; said:
OH MY GOD!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!! IT'S A BARE BREAST!!!!!! SWEET MERCIFUL CHIRST!!!!!!

OH... shit... and it's WORSE

ITS A GUITAR, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A BIG PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OH THE HUMANITY.


(The extra punctuation is a nice touch, thanks letter #2)
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Do you get the feeling that this lady had no idea that people have already done much worse than what Prince did (well what he didn't do)??
 
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One wonders about Letter 3's parenting skills if after, no doubt, YEARS of assuring his/her children that penises go in vaginas (and only if you're making children), his/her son(s) can be turned gay by simply viewing 3 minutes of Prince behind a sheet with a guitar.

Something tells me the lads were predisposed to liking the cock. Concerned parent should feel very guilty.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;773079; said:
One wonders about Letter 3's parenting skills if after, no doubt, YEARS of assuring his/her children that penises go in vaginas (and only if you're making children), his/her son(s) can be turned gay by simply viewing 3 minutes of Prince behind a sheet with a guitar.

Something tells me the lads were predisposed to liking the cock. Concerned parent should feel very guilty.
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Maybe maybe....:biggrin:

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