Padding to protect moronic texters

[iambrutus]

Padding to protect pedestrians - Yahoo! News UK

A pilot scheme has been launched in Brick Lane after it was found to have the highest number of 'walking and texting' injuries in the country.

you've got to be fucking kidding me?!

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

oh hell no! that is just moronic... let the dumbasses bang their head.. then tell them, "rinse and repeat."

 

[BB73]

Wankers.

 

[sandgk]

Looks like Python sketch - reads like a Python sketch.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Looks like Python sketch - reads like a Python sketch.

Fuckin' post-padders.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Fuckin' post-padders.

DING DING DING!!!

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

 

[OCBuckWife]

Pretty soon, London will be full of people who look like this.

 

[DGADBTWSOM]

If this is indeed such an epidemic, i think it would be much better to install cameras instead of padding and stream it online.
www.[URL="http://www.watchdumbasstexterswhacktheirheads.com"]watch-dumbass-texters-whack-their-heads.com[/URL]

 

[OCBuckWife]

If this is indeed such an epidemic, i think it would be much better to install cameras instead of padding and stream it online.
www.watch-dumbass-texters-whack-their-heads.com

I am intrigued by your idea and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Do have an RSS feed?

 

[shetuck]

How about some padding to protect post counts?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Wankers.

Clankers...

 

[buckeyes_rock]

This is too funny. Pay attention people! Tax payer money well spent I'm sure.

 

[MaxBuck]

This is just stupid. The correct approach, of course, would be to hard-wire these posts to 480V electric distribution. Thin the herd.

 

[iambrutus]

This is just stupid. The correct approach, of course, would be to hard-wire these posts to 480V electric distribution. Thin the herd.

that post was nothing shy of brilliant!

:cheers:

 

[Gatorubet]

This is just stupid. The correct approach, of course, would be to hard-wire these posts to 480V electric distribution. Thin the herd.

Two words: Air horns.