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One Man's Worthless Bag of Dung Is Another's Priceless Research

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One Man's Worthless Bag of Dung Is Another's Priceless Research - Chronicle.com

February 5, 2009
One Man's Worthless Bag of Dung Is Another's Priceless Research

Daniel Bennett has vowed to sue Britain?s University of Leeds for incinerating 77 pounds of feces he collected from the rare Bhutan lizard during seven years of doctoral research in the rain forests of the Philippines.

Writing in Times Higher Education, the biologist describes his horror upon returning to Leeds from his fieldwork on Varanus olivaceus, a relative of the Komodo dragon.

?I was surprised to find my desk space occupied by another student and to see that photographs of my daughter, my girlfriend and my favorite lizards had been removed from the wall,? he writes. ?The laboratory space where my samples had been stored was empty. Irritation turned to fear as I realized that my personal effects had been carefully stowed in boxes, but there was no sign of my 35-kilogram bag of lizard [censored]. Fear turned to anger and bewilderment when I learned that my samples had been ?accidentally? removed from the lab and incinerated.?

The tree-dwelling lizard?s reclusiveness makes it difficult to study, he explains, so the fecal samples were invaluable. Nonetheless their destruction did not stop him from finishing his Ph.D.

The university offered him $700 in compensation 16 months after he filed his initial complaint, Mr. Bennett writes. He rejected it. A day later, his girlfriend of 10 years left him.

?People are rarely at their happiest when writing a thesis,? he says, ?but I needed a waterproof keyboard to finish mine.? ?Don Troop
Those are some of the funniest sentences I have read in my entire life.
 
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Don't think of it as having worked for $100 per year. Instead, think of it as selling lizard shit for $9/lb. - that's a pretty good price for a bag of shit.

If you click the Times Higher Education link in the Chronicle article I linked, it says...

Postscript : Daniel Bennett is a street musician.

:rofl:
 
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Well maybe he became a busker because:

The loss of my samples did not prevent me from finishing my PhD, but the effect it had on my motivation and enthusiasm was profound.
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I'd think he could have made more money though if he'd made a two lizards and a cup media piece ...
 
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