Needed:Creative ideas for a Texas shirt

[sears3820]

As some of you know, I lived in the heart of Longhorn country for a few years. During my time there, I collected numerous souvenirs from the Lonestar State. My ex, not knowing what a diehard Buckeye I was, thought it would be a great idea to buy me a UT shirt.

I still have the shirt:

The shirt is pretty much a blank canvas that is just begging for some crude alterations. What I'm asking for BPers are some vulgar design ideas a print shop could do to my shirt.

Any suggestions?

 

[Thump]

"Bevo's a Homo."

 

[High Lonesome]

here are some of the most popular,

started by ou
Tuck Fexas
whorns suck
Texcuses


started by atm
saw 'em off (then they cut the horns of the longhorn)
t sips
tu(they really think that this one is clever)
13-0 (the score of a game many many years ago)
"... And I shall saw the horns off all the wicked" (biblical refrence)

ones that never get old

Beef/Bevo: its whats for dinner
Where's the Beef
any refrence to whining to get to the rosebowl(this is a relatively new one)
We're messing with texas

those are just off the top of my head

 

[osugrad21]

My ex, not knowing what a diehard Buckeye I was, thought it would be a great idea to buy me a UT shirt.

You have no one to blame but yourself bro....

Such omens should never be ignored

 

[BB73]

There's Mili's variation - Longhorn - It's what's for dinner"

 

[matz2]

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

photoshop the UT logo onto a butt, one cheek reads "Tex", the other cheek reads "ass"

 

[High Lonesome]

photoshop the UT logo onto a butt, one cheek reads "Tex", the other cheek reads "ass"

i don't know how i managed to forget the beloved texASS

the longer version is

texASS its A-hole 'nuther country

 

[Pheasant]

Mili's "Longhorn- It's what's for dinner" is a great one.

How about this:
On the front:
HEY, TEXAS FANS
On the back
WHY IS YOUR MASCOT A LONGHORN AND YOUR LOGO A UTERUS?

 

[sandgk]

Not exactly in response to the thread but what about a home and away shirt for the 2 gigs?

Idea that comes to mind is an OSU Backer (lets call him Hawk, AJ for short) doing a Paul Bunyan Wrestle job with Bevo.

That goes on the front.

The dates and locations for the games go on the back.

Do a bunch in white (go anywhere), some in gray - or scarlet, OSU home, some in burnt orange, back in High Lonesome territory.

Just a thought.

 

[rocketman]

"We will mess with Texas"

Or just "Fuck Texas." If my anti-scUM shirt is of any worth, it's because it gets to the point.

 

[Pheasant]

"We will mess with Texas"

Or just "Fuck Texas." If my anti-scUM shirt is of any worth, it's because it gets to the point.

I like "FUCK TEXAS" too, Tuck Fexas seems kinda girly.
Maybe Fuck Texas on the back with a penis going into the logo (and it would fit so nicely), or maybe a fist.

 

[osugrad21]

"Texas, Mexico's 7th best University."

Beautiful.

 

[High Lonesome]

"Darrell's a Royal fag!

or

"Texas, Mexico's 7th best University."

if you really wanted to piss some texas fans off go with the 1st one,

the mexican one had me in tears

 

[scarletandgrey]

"Texas, Mexico's 7th best University."

this needs to be on your shirt!