Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
The Irish have Quinn, a Heisman frontrunner; Jeff Samardzija, a talented receiver and minor league pitcher; Darius Walker, a top-notch tailback, and Tom Zbikowski, an intimidating safety who doubles as a professional boxer.
Do writers add this stuff because we're supposed to think that being a minor league pitcher or a boxer makes them better players, and Notre Dame a better team? Or do they think they sound smart because they know something about these players other than stats and positions they play?
Leave this stuff for the boring TV announcers to have something to talk about.