MP3 Breast Implant

[LoKyBuckeye]

Technology at its finest..... :)

Musical breasts
14/10/2005

Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.

A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.

BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.

The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.

Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.

"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

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[Golferdow01]

What an idea!

 

[jwinslow]

do you plug the nipple into a usb-driven connector to upload new songs?

 

[Bucktastic]

SWEET!!!! Where do I plug in to listen??

 

[jwinslow]

SWEET!!!! Where do I plug in to listen??

perhaps they modify the nipples to make earbud speakers. They double as a pillow as well, so you can relax and watch football while listening to music.

 

[BB73]

They should implant a Sirius or XM receiving chip, so you can listen to the game while snuggled in there.

 

[Deety]

The player on one side, the files on the others? That'd ruin the stereo effect, wouldn't it?

 

[jwinslow]

The player on one side, the files on the others? That'd ruin the stereo effect, wouldn't it?

the stereo version is still being beta tested. the supervisors are beginning to wonder if the product is ready, and the testers are just stalling for more boobie time.

 

[wadc45]

I'll be impressed when they add a beer tap...

 

[Oh8ch]

So now when kids do that speed-dating thing they can take along headphones and determine music taste first hand?

Any thoughts on how the male species should respond?

Ladies - where would you like us to put our music? I have this image of two Bose-like speakers and a sub-woofer.

 

[ArtilleryBuck]

So....instead of choosing C or D cup implants, they now just choose 20GB or 40GB storage capacity?

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Why aren't there pictures in this thread?

 

[scarletandgrey]

This will be great for the strippers they can now bring thier own music to work.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I bet the gals will get a lot of offers to "download" to their storage device. Talk about "streaming" content...