Miller silliness

[Zurp]

We need a thread to split off of this so Braxton can supplant Chuck Norris.

Braxton Miller once saved a baby kitten from being run over by a dump truck by forcing the truck to drive into a bank, killing the three men who were robbing the bank. An elderly woman suffered minor bruises in the process, but Braxton Miller healed the injuries before he sped away on his magic carpet.

 

[Buckeye86]

Braxton Miller healed the injuries before he sped away on his magic carpet.

You are mistaken, he runs so fast it only looks like he is levitating off the ground as he moves from place to place, no magic carpet here.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Such a thread was created, but Aaron Craft went back in time and deleted it until he gets his own Chuck Norris thread.

He time traveled because his lateral quickness ripped a seam in space-time. He returned 30 seconds earlier to make a steal and driving layup.

Move him to safety.

 

[kn1f3party]

Braxton Miller once saved a baby kitten from being run over by a dump truck by forcing the truck to drive into a bank, killing the three men who were robbing the bank. An elderly woman suffered minor bruises in the process, but Braxton Miller healed the injuries before he sped away on his magic carpet.

That's nothing. One time an in-flight emergency came in at Wright Patterson AFB and Braxton had to catch a falling C-17 bare handed before it crashed to the tarmac. When asked why he would attempt something so dangerous that could jeopardize his future in football he simply replied, "because I was bored."

 

[Zurp]

That's nothing. One time an in-flight emergency came in at Wright Patterson AFB and Braxton had to catch a falling C-17 bare handed before it crashed to the tarmac. When asked why he would attempt something so dangerous that could jeopardize his future in football he simply replied, "because I was bored."

I heard it was a UFO - not a C-17. I also heard his response was half in German, half in Korean, and half in Latin. And half in English.