Mangino -vs- Weis

[sigshoota]

In an eating contest, who you got?

I vote a draw, you couldn't possibly have enough food for that type of competition, but if there was somehow an infinate supply of chicken wings and hamhocks I think Mangino could take down Weiss-thoughts?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Hard to tell as they have both been banned from those hot dog and chicken wing world championships.

 

[tibor75]

Weis is already full of shit, so I imagine Mangino would be able to eat more.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Mangino could eat two Weis's and still ask for seconds.

 

[Tonyank]

Very immatrue thread, and I love it

 

[fourteenandoh]

i agree, it is very immatrue (whats that mean?)

i got mangino

 

[buckiprof]

Initially, I thought Mangino. However, everyone knows that the Round Mound of the Golden Dome would have "schematic advantage" over poor Mangino.

 

[Tonyank]

i agree, it is very immatrue (whats that mean?)

i got mangino

hookedonnphonics didnt work for me :/ I's not the toppest speller!!

 

[Pheasant]

Weiss is a lot smaller than Mangino, so you'd think the edge would go to Mark...but he uses a lot more energy lifting 75 pounds (each) worth of arm to his face and I don't think he has the stamina to keep up with Charlie. Charlie is a fat tub of shit, but his arms are in very good shape from patting himself on the back all the time. This contest boils down to one thing only. If this is a standup, pick up your food contest Charlie runs (:tongue2:) away with it. If it's a sit down, bury your face in the plate, old school dogfight Mangino wins and then eats Charlie for dessert.

 

[exhawg]

God forbid they ever get close enough to each other to find out. If their gravitational fields ever came into contact it would most likely throw Earth off if its orbit and kill us all.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

God forbid they ever get close enough to each other to find out. If their gravitational fields ever came into contact it would most likely throw Earth off if its orbit and kill us all.

 

[BuckNutty]

Initially, I thought Mangino. However, everyone knows that the Round Mound of the Golden Dome would have "schematic advantage" over poor Mangino.

Exactly. Give Weis a month to come up with a plan and it's no contest.

 

[scooter1369]

Just pray they don't get into fight in Tokyo. It would be Godzilla vs. Mothra all over again

 

[stxbuck]

I think I had a post like this a couple of years ago, but it was Charlie vs. Phil Fulmer. Honestly, I would go w/ Mangino, b/c Charlie had that botched stomach job that he tried to sue the surgeons for and lost, so if he went all in for the contest, he would probably explode and die-no worries like that for Mangino!

 

[BuckWild03]

Greatest sign I've ever seen on gameday read: "CHARLIE ATE THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY"

Secondly are we talking about Charlie pre-gastric bypass or post-gastric bypass? Either way, I'm taking Charles in an upset.