Man Beats Peacock to Death Because He Thought it was a Vampire

[Big Papa]

How hasn't made this mistake?? I know I have once or twice.

SILive.com: Everything Staten Island

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- Police say they've collared the man they believe administered a fatal beating to a peacock because he thought it was a vampire.

 

[iambrutus]

 

[RugbyBuck]

Clearly, far and away the best thread title of the year.

Fucking peacocks. Always acting all Dracula and shit.

 

[CCI]

Way to many Narcotics

 

[joefoshow]

How do you confuse a peacock witha vampire. Pretty strange.

 

[Oh8ch]

The mortally injured peacock had to be put down.

I hope to hell they put a stake through its heart.

 

[sandgk]

How do you confuse a peacock witha vampire. Pretty strange.

He wasn't confused, he was dead certain, and now we are certain that blood-sucking menace of a peacock is dead.

They really ought to round him up and send him to Finland - tackle those dreaded Vampire Moths.

 

[cincibuck]

Nothing like another 'chokin' the chicken' story!

 

[Big Papa]

How do you confuse a peacock witha vampire. Pretty strange.

Don't strain yourself too hard thinking about this one.

 

[Deety]

A distant relative of the deceased has requested that all questions be directed to legal counsel. Lawsuits pending.

 

[Saw31]

I hate vampire peacocks. Good riddance...

 

[CCI]

A new thump thread ways to kill vampire peacocks.

 

[BB73]

Peacock is quite tasty. Of course, to be safe, cook it with lots of garlic.

Tastes like chicken.

 

[NFBuck]

Yeah! Fuck NBC!!!

 

[BB73]

Woe to those of you who fail to recognize my threat.