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LSU -15.5 at Tennessee (ov/un 43.5) Sat 3:30 ET, CBS

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Just remember, if the home team loses, it's because they're playing a lot of young players, and Tyler Bray just broke his thumb. And if you say bad things about Tennessee's coach, his mommy will call you up and make you wish you hadn't said bad things about him.
 
I like LSU's chances in this game.

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The good ole Cajuns.......

Swamp Critter Boudreaux, an 80-year-old South Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?"

I stay in the swamp and I hunt and fish every day", said the old Cajun. "Dat's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out hunting or fishing all day. I have a beer for breakfast and at lunch and wid my supper. And, I have a shot of hooch before bed time. And, I say my prayers every night. And all is well wid me.

"Well", says the doctor, "I'm sure the prayers help, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your father when he died?"

"Who said Pop is dead?"

The doctor is amazed. "You mean you are 80 years old and your father is still alive? How old he is?"

"Pop be 100 next month," replied Boudreaux. "In fact, he hunted with me dis mornin', and den we went to a beer joint for a while and had a few beers and dat's why he's still alive. He is a tough Cajun man and he hunts and fishes every day, too.

"Well, the doctor says, that's great! But, I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my Paw Paw's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you are 80 years old, your father is 100 and your grandfather is still living? Incredible! How old he is?"

"We tink 'bout 118." says the old Cajun. He likes his beer, too, but he won't touch the hard stuff."

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess your grandfather went hunting and fishing with you and your father this
morning, too?"

"No, Paw Paw couldn't go dis time. He's gettin' married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why would a 118-year-old man want to get married?"

Boudreaux looked down at the floor and mumbled "Who said he wanted to?"..........................

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ScriptOhio;2012255; said:
I like LSU's chances in this game.

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The good ole Cajuns.......

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Boudreaux looked down at the floor and mumbled "Who said he wanted to?"..........................

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BB73;2010999; said:
Just remember, if the home team loses, it's because they're playing a lot of young players, and Tyler Bray just broke his thumb. And if you say bad things about Tennessee's coach, his mommy will call you up and make you wish you hadn't said bad things about him.
tylerbray.jpg
 
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OSU_D/;2014192; said:
I don't know why I didn't bet all of my V Cash on LSU. That was the easiest money I've ever made save last year's OSU-Michigan game. LSU is killing it and Bray w/ the thumb issue.


i stayed away from this one.

historically, these are the types of games where we would shit the bed.
an opponent that has no business keeping the game close, on the road, a week after a big win, etc.

we looked to be sleepwalking for most of the 1st half. Thankfully someone woke us up during halftime.
 
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