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Jaxbuck

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Mrs Jax is an RN in a critical care unit so she always has some good stories that I mean to post and never do but this one is special.

Young guy has a major heart attack, they do the cold immersion thing so dude's essentially in a coma for a while until they can figure out just how fucked up he is from the heart attack. The guy tested positive for weed, is supposed to have been a major drinker and was chugging some energy drink that's linked to multiple deaths, to top it off he had the heart attack on a bus coming home from McDonalds (work) so its a fucking miracle he's alive and not still on that bus tucked under a seat.

The mom package is in the room when they start to bring him out of an induced coma, that followed a major fucking heart attack, and as he starts to respond to sound and basic commands from MD's mom pushes her way to the bedside and says;

"Boo, Boo, you owe me ten dollars."

:slappy:
 
Jaxbuck;1958529; said:
Mrs Jax is an RN in a critical care unit so she always has some good stories that I mean to post and never do but this one is special.

Young guy has a major heart attack, they do the cold immersion thing so dude's essentially in a coma for a while until they can figure out just how fucked up he is from the heart attack. The guy tested positive for weed, is supposed to have been a major drinker and was chugging some energy drink that's linked to multiple deaths, to top it off he had the heart attack on a bus coming home from McDonalds (work) so its a fucking miracle he's alive and not still on that bus tucked under a seat.

The mom package is in the room when they start to bring him out of an induced coma, that followed a major fucking heart attack, and as he starts to respond to sound and basic commands from MD's mom pushes her way to the bedside and says;

"Boo, Boo, you owe me ten dollars."

:slappy:

You're a lesbian??
 
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