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Letter to Gatorubet and all the friendly gators in Florida.

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The Dark Invader
    • Greetings from Ann Arbor and Wolverines.

    The reason I'm writing this letter is because we have major problem with our football program. We seem to lack some defense. We have been through 4 coordinators in the last 5 years, fuck I don't know. We really need some help. We bought the current product and it seems to have malfunctioned and isn't producing the results that we read on the label. We would ask Ohio St. for help but they don't take too kindly to our university. We have watched the Florida defense the past several years and have been impressed with the results. So we are interested in trying a sample of your product. We would like to buy several back up players and maybe a starter or two to put on our defense. We may have to use credit due to our spending of the big house. In return we are willing to let you borrow Denard Robinson for maybe 3 games. I feel he will provide great results and maybe keep a player or two out of jail for you guys. This will will be free of course but over 3 games will cost you. We are sorry to bother you at this time. We are currently writing a letter to Stanford for their coach so we will produce better results so that we don't have to bother you guys again. Thank you for your time and we hope the Gator program will have a good year.

    Sincerely

    Michigan
     
    zwem;1774158; said:
    Greetings from Ann Arbor and Wolverines.

    The reason I'm writing this letter is because we have major problem with our football program. We seem to lack some defense. We have been through 4 coordinators in the last 5 years, fuck I don't know. We really need some help. We bought the current product and it seems to have malfunctioned and isn't producing the results that we read on the label. We would ask Ohio St. for help but they don't take too kindly to our university. We have watched the Florida defense the past several years and have been impressed with the results. So we are interested in trying a sample of your product. We would like to buy several back up players and maybe a starter or two to put on our defense. We may have to use credit due to our spending of the big house. In return we are willing to let you borrow Denard Robinson for maybe 3 games. I feel he will provide great results and maybe keep a player or two out of jail for you guys. This will will be free of course but over 3 games will cost you. We are sorry to bother you at this time. We are currently writing a letter to Stanford for their coach so we will produce better results so that we don't have to bother you guys again. Thank you for your time and we hope the Gator program will have a good year.

    Sincerely

    Michigan
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    But you guys beat the Gators during the Tebow era. :wink2:
     
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    zwem;1774158; said:
    Greetings from Ann Arbor and Wolverines.

    The reason I'm writing this letter is because we have major problem with our football program. We seem to lack some defense. We have been through 4 coordinators in the last 5 years, [censored] I don't know. We really need some help. We bought the current product and it seems to have malfunctioned and isn't producing the results that we read on the label. We would ask Ohio St. for help but they don't take too kindly to our university. We have watched the Florida defense the past several years and have been impressed with the results. So we are interested in trying a sample of your product. We would like to buy several back up players and maybe a starter or two to put on our defense. We may have to use credit due to our spending of the big house. In return we are willing to let you borrow Denard Robinson for maybe 3 games. I feel he will provide great results and maybe keep a player or two out of jail for you guys. This will will be free of course but over 3 games will cost you. We are sorry to bother you at this time. We are currently writing a letter to Stanford for their coach so we will produce better results so that we don't have to bother you guys again. Thank you for your time and we hope the Gator program will have a good year.

    Sincerely

    Michigan
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    Dear Michigan:

    We regret that we cannot spare any of our defensive players right now, or we would be 0-3. However, Mr. Jeremy Foley has an excellent CD we would be happy to sell you: "How to fire a coach as soon as you suspect he sucks" Ignore the label, which says "Introducing Coach Ron Zook". We at Florida are very eco conscious and recycle.

    Regards,

    Florida
     
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    zwem;1774158; said:
    Greetings from Ann Arbor and Wolverines.

    The reason I'm writing this letter is because we have major problem with our football program. We seem to lack some defense. We have been through 4 coordinators in the last 5 years, fuck I don't know. We really need some help. We bought the current product and it seems to have malfunctioned and isn't producing the results that we read on the label. We would ask Ohio St. for help but they don't take too kindly to our university. We have watched the Florida defense the past several years and have been impressed with the results. So we are interested in trying a sample of your product. We would like to buy several back up players and maybe a starter or two to put on our defense. We may have to use credit due to our spending of the big house. In return we are willing to let you borrow Denard Robinson for maybe 3 games. I feel he will provide great results and maybe keep a player or two out of jail for you guys. This will will be free of course but over 3 games will cost you. We are sorry to bother you at this time. We are currently writing a letter to Stanford for their coach so we will produce better results so that we don't have to bother you guys again. Thank you for your time and we hope the Gator program will have a good year.

    Sincerely

    Michigan
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    Dear Michigan,

    Save your money. They would transfer within 5 minutes of meeting Barwis!!1!

    Sincerely,
    Florida
     
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